Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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how are you gonna take advantage of the ice cream truck service if you're stuck giving head forever? someone didn't plan ahead
Get it..."plan ahead"?!
Just sent this to the founder of Uber. Assume you made his day.
And in the rest of America where God pays attention, we call that not as good as fellatio.
Don't be a dirty slut. Get up in there and feltch him. Blow on his asshole while you jack him off. Down here in Texas, we call that a good fucking time