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  • 83 64
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jul 4, 12 at 11:47am

    how are you gonna take advantage of the ice cream truck service if you're stuck giving head forever? someone didn't plan ahead

    • 53 64
      Submitted by mmtija on Jul 5, 12 at 3:35am

      Get it..."plan ahead"?!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by mackflavelle on Jul 4, 12 at 6:40pm

    Just sent this to the founder of Uber. Assume you made his day.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by KyleRich87 on Jul 4, 12 at 4:35pm

    And in the rest of America where God pays attention, we call that not as good as fellatio.

  • Submitted by creepojohnson on Jul 4, 12 at 10:52am

    Don't be a dirty slut. Get up in there and feltch him. Blow on his asshole while you jack him off. Down here in Texas, we call that a good fucking time