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  • 81 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:47pm

    Do NOT put Gizmo in the toilet!!!! That's rule number 1 damn it!

  • 81 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:37pm

    that is, by far, the greatest thing i've ever seen.

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:48pm

    just literally bust out laughing in my computer lab at school.. this is so classic

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:58am

    This is my favorite! haha

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:26pm

    I fell off the bed laughing so hard at this. I really hope this was written with predictive text.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:22am

    HAHAHA the funny thing is predictive text probably totally screwed that up, too. lol!

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:21am

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAH best EVER!!!!!

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:28pm

    This made me lol in class. :'D

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 10:33pm

    seriously hilarious.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:16pm

    Hahahaha typical Dallas

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:24pm

    good job massachusetts.....

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:22pm

    Love this one. I've been in both positions!!!!

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:05am

    Mmmm k the only thing I got outta this text is Gizmo (the gremlin) is in a toilet. DONT GET THEM WET!!! Ahahahaha fucking classic. I love it~

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:06pm

    This is my favorite of the day

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:52pm

    I want a bff like 214

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:13pm

    almost got in trouble at work. i had to leave my office to laugh out loud.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:38pm

    I just found this site....and this text has now made it all worth while...thanks for sharing!

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:18pm

    This is hilarious! I've definitely sent texts that look like that before. Makes me laugh!!

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:30pm

    Lol, yep, this is great friend

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:21pm

    This is classic. Love it.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:38pm

    I dont understand it!

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:14pm

    LMAO this is so freakin hilarious!

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:51am

    All time best! I just spit up coffee LMAO @ this!

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:17pm

    hahahahh best. tfln. EVER.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:16am

    This is definitely one of my favorites so far. fucking classic!

  • 60 63
    Submitted by abdutchie on Jun 3, 10 at 3:15pm

    lmao. awesome

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:36pm

    I CANT BREATHE i'm laughing so hard

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:09pm

    Hahahaha

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:38pm

    Absolutely hilarious!!

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:24pm

    best thing I've read on this site

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:45pm

    Favorite TFLN I've seen so far? I think so.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:18am

    Drunk translations. Next iPhone app.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:42pm

    I will accept guesses for what the text from 508 means.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:37am

    Hahahahah! too funny.but it happens to the best of us

  • 51 53
    Submitted by cuntpunter on Apr 13, 10 at 11:55am

    My day just got like a fucking thousand times better because of this...thank you!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:32pm

    hahaha to the gremlin comment

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    a savior from Dallas

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:45pm

    All I could think of was "don't get them wet or feed them after midnight!!!

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:27pm

    Really hope Gizmo is referring to the Gremlins.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:47pm

    Hahaha what a good friend

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:56am

    You're an awesome friend!

  • 37 35
    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 7, 11 at 11:08pm

    Anyone got a translation? I'm very fucking confused

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:21pm

    hahaha Gremlins. Classic.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:22pm

    i'm so glad they got the word "toilet" right

  • 56 79
    Submitted by meganmegan on Mar 16, 10 at 5:50am

    BAHAHAHAHA... Had to stifle my laughter so I wouldn't wake my room mate. Hilarious!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:18pm

    HAHAHAHAHAH one of the best

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:11am

    Just goes to show how valuable it is to learn how to speak "drunk".

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:22pm

    that was me two days ago. glad to hear we were in the same position.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:15pm

    oh my god i just laughed out loud.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 4:16pm

    hahahahaha

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:11am

    LMAO!!!! this is great

  • 50 75
    Submitted by WhiskeyKid420 on May 14, 10 at 8:02am

    That's how we do it in MA

  • 48 72
    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 27, 10 at 12:34am

    Damn those blanasadi's

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:24pm

    lmfao at May 4, 2009 5:22PM

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:50pm

    hahahahhaa. I expect nothing less of Boston! I bet I know this person.