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  • 38 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:47pm
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    Do NOT put Gizmo in the toilet!!!! That's rule number 1 damn it!

  • 35 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:37pm
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    that is, by far, the greatest thing i've ever seen.

  • 36 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:48pm
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    just literally bust out laughing in my computer lab at school.. this is so classic

  • 28 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:21am
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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAH best EVER!!!!!

  • 27 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:06pm
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    This is my favorite of the day

  • 25 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:26pm
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    I fell off the bed laughing so hard at this. I really hope this was written with predictive text.

  • 25 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:14pm
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    LMAO this is so freakin hilarious!

  • 25 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:38pm
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    I just found this site....and this text has now made it all worth while...thanks for sharing!

  • 27 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:38pm
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    I dont understand it!

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:24pm
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    good job massachusetts.....

  • 22 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Absolutely hilarious!!

  • 19 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:13pm
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    almost got in trouble at work. i had to leave my office to laugh out loud.

  • 23 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:05am
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    Mmmm k the only thing I got outta this text is Gizmo (the gremlin) is in a toilet. DONT GET THEM WET!!! Ahahahaha fucking classic. I love it~

  • 21 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:28pm
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    This made me lol in class. :'D

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:30pm
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    Lol, yep, this is great friend

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:16am
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    This is definitely one of my favorites so far. fucking classic!

  • 24 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:52pm
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    I want a bff like 214

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:24pm
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    best thing I've read on this site

  • 20 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:22pm
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    i'm so glad they got the word "toilet" right

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:45pm
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    All I could think of was "don't get them wet or feed them after midnight!!!

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:58am
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    This is my favorite! haha

  • 17 12
    Submitted by cuntpunter on Apr 13, 10 at 11:55am
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    My day just got like a fucking thousand times better because of this...thank you!

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:47pm
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    Hahaha what a good friend

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 10:33pm
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    seriously hilarious.

  • 19 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:36pm
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    I CANT BREATHE i'm laughing so hard

  • 19 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:16pm
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    Hahahaha typical Dallas

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:37am
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    Hahahahah! too funny.but it happens to the best of us

  • 18 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:27pm
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    Really hope Gizmo is referring to the Gremlins.

  • 15 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:15pm
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    oh my god i just laughed out loud.

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:22pm
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    Love this one. I've been in both positions!!!!

  • 18 23
    Submitted by WhiskeyKid420 on May 14, 10 at 8:02am
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    That's how we do it in MA

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:21pm
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    This is classic. Love it.

  • 18 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:51am
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    All time best! I just spit up coffee LMAO @ this!

  • 15 19
    Submitted by abdutchie on Jun 3, 10 at 3:15pm
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    lmao. awesome

  • 16 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:45pm
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    Favorite TFLN I've seen so far? I think so.

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:21pm
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    hahaha Gremlins. Classic.

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:17pm
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    hahahahh best. tfln. EVER.

  • 12 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:09pm
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    Hahahaha

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:42pm
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    I will accept guesses for what the text from 508 means.

  • 15 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:32pm
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    hahaha to the gremlin comment

  • 16 25
    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 27, 10 at 12:34am
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    Damn those blanasadi's

  • 11 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 4:16pm
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    hahahahaha

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:22am
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    HAHAHA the funny thing is predictive text probably totally screwed that up, too. lol!

  • 13 21
    Submitted by meganmegan on Mar 16, 10 at 5:50am
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    BAHAHAHAHA... Had to stifle my laughter so I wouldn't wake my room mate. Hilarious!

  • 17 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:18am
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    Drunk translations. Next iPhone app.

  • 15 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:18pm
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    This is hilarious! I've definitely sent texts that look like that before. Makes me laugh!!

  • 10 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:50pm
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    hahahahhaa. I expect nothing less of Boston! I bet I know this person.

  • 18 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:35pm
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    a savior from Dallas

  • 1 2
    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 7, 11 at 11:08pm
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    Anyone got a translation? I'm very fucking confused

  • 13 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:11am
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    Just goes to show how valuable it is to learn how to speak "drunk".

  • 10 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:24pm
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    lmfao at May 4, 2009 5:22PM

  • 14 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:22pm
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    that was me two days ago. glad to hear we were in the same position.

  • 14 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:18pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAH one of the best

  • 11 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:56am
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    You're an awesome friend!

  • 12 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:11am
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    LMAO!!!! this is great

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