I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore