Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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To be fair, they had great personalities.
Fine. Just bring some beer. A lot of it.
Maybe the person sending this text is just plain ugly and doesn't know it?
But have you seen their personalities? Pretty isnt all on the outside yanno...aah who am i kidding?
I said slept with... personality is a moot point during sex unless you suck and inspire a long winded conversation instead.
Now that's just jealousy
That's a low blow...
This is awesome!
Sounds like a text from a moped.
Fine. Come over and spread that twat open
Yeah but busted-ass hoes gets old after a while. He's hopefully learned his lesson. Maybe U need to learn a few.