Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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...what is this "leftover from a party" you speak of?!
The one they hid sober for their drunk selves to find later, then forgot about
Ah...is that how the packer of little universes lost her bag of weed in the first place?
Props to the op for using condoms
Probably. I've done things like that.