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  • 50 20
    Submitted by anachronic on Jun 11, 10 at 1:38pm
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    Lol that's reassuring.

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 11, 10 at 1:39pm
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    Don't worry, the medicine is only considered fatal if you're a pedophile

  • 35 17
    Submitted by jack11778 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:51pm
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    Nope aboslutely true!

  • 39 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 10 at 12:56am
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    nothing wrong with propofol. the anesthesiologist at work uses it on every patient. the half life is only a few minutes anyway

  • 42 32
    Submitted by yourconscience on Jun 11, 10 at 7:20pm
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    25 milligrams of pedofillia?

  • 45 38
    Submitted by kgraham21 on Jun 11, 10 at 4:23pm
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    Michael is no pedophile. <3

  • 34 20
    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 11, 10 at 1:52pm
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    who gives a fuck?

  • 34 22
    Submitted by StoryOfARory on Jun 13, 10 at 4:53pm
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    That would be because it's a common drug used in hospitals, chill out.

  • 32 23
    Submitted by ittybittyNwitty on Jun 11, 10 at 7:43pm
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    Yeah, 2 nurses referred to this as the "Michael Jackson" drug before putting my grandma on it today for a procedure.

  • 33 27
    Submitted by StefaniaLucca on Jun 11, 10 at 1:38pm
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    Fake and stupid.

  • 31 24
    Submitted by expresso69 on Jun 11, 10 at 4:32pm
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    That's good there's a national shortage and it works the best if your on a ventilator

    • 31 32
      Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:31pm
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      no one said it was for the person texting. you know what they say about when a you assume...

    • 26 15
      Submitted by anon123456789 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:30am
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      It doesn't work well BECAUSE you're on a vent, it's just used as a sedative. \n\nIntubation is not a factor in propofol's effectiveness.

  • 26 15
    Submitted by agrl on Jun 13, 10 at 1:32pm
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    Shame

  • 26 16
    Submitted by buttface3 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:37pm
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    I'm getting that too damnn

  • 32 30
    Submitted by lsx364 on Jun 12, 10 at 12:36am
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    Holy shit. Small world. I was working when this was said. cmc, right?

  • 31 31
    Submitted by chica17AB on Jun 11, 10 at 11:17pm
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    I'm a nurse and yeah, we use propofol at least daily. Young people always ask if it's what killed mj and we say yes

  • 30 33
    Submitted by bestwit on Jun 11, 10 at 4:50pm
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    Tell the bitch to shut up and give you a kiss on your private parts

  • 23 20
    Submitted by CPJB07 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:55pm
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    Agree with Phys.

  • 25 28
    Submitted by christylob on Jun 11, 10 at 4:47pm
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    That stuff works great! I didn't remember shit. \n\nLmao@Phys

  • 23 27
    Submitted by fo_sho on Jun 13, 10 at 8:13pm
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    Not fake, a doctor put my kid on the same meds after telling me the same thing.

  • 23 39
    Submitted by sweech on Jun 11, 10 at 4:12pm
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    Propofol ROCKS. If you're looking to feel dopey, though, you'll be sadly disappointed.

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