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  it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.

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• you can't say no to a divorce lawyer either

  Submitted by gabraham on Jul 22, 12 at 5:22pm

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• Bet he was happy to cum down your chimney

  Submitted by papichulokulo on Jul 22, 12 at 8:27pm

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• Isn't Santa usually your father?

  Submitted by Eventually on Jul 22, 12 at 10:24pm

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• Ho ho ho

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 22, 12 at 7:34pm

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  • *hoe hoe hoe

    Submitted by Madcritter on Jul 22, 12 at 8:13pm

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• When Santa saw you did he say ho ho ho? Or did you just leave your cookie out for him to eat?

  Submitted by califun on Jul 22, 12 at 8:52pm

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• Great analogy!

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 22, 12 at 6:26pm

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• Just like a woman more concerned with the size of the package.

  Submitted by tc_24_7 on Jul 22, 12 at 11:42pm

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• And just like Santa he's gone before you wake up!

  Submitted by cp1342 on Jul 23, 12 at 7:12am

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• St Louis always needs the Xmas spirits!

  Submitted by pipe4tom on Jul 22, 12 at 4:09pm

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• this Franklin county not STL.

  Submitted by goosetastic on Jul 23, 12 at 5:19am

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• Lmao

  Submitted by chanelshakes on Jul 23, 12 at 11:52am

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• If you weren’t happy, talking about that and trying to find ways to spice things up is a possibility. Or you could get divorced for being a whore and get nothing at all!

  Submitted by Phys on Jul 22, 12 at 7:57pm

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• I have questions that I would like honest answers to, mostly married or others in a committed relationship's answers is what I want. Is porn part of your relationship, how? Just him, just her, both together or seperate? Also, is masturbating to a live cam on omegle cheating? Is cyber sex cheating? Please don't bash me, I'm at a crossroad and I like most of you and your if nothing but completely honest.

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 23, 12 at 6:19am

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  • you're*

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 23, 12 at 6:21am

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  • trying to help but tfln says too many #s so ill make it short. in a long term relationship I watch videos she doesn't. I feel cybering is cheating only because you're acting on feelings for someone else instead of feeling them and moving on.

    Submitted by gabraham on Jul 23, 12 at 7:57am

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    • I agree, thank you for resubmitting multiple times. I know how frustrating that can be, the mobile app is a bitch sometimes.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 23, 12 at 4:19pm

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  • a wise man once said "if you ask for advice, chances are you already know the answer deep down in your heart"

    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jul 23, 12 at 2:24pm

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    • :) that is true, but I was emotional enough to ask a serious question on tfln. Fuck friends sleeping at night, wtf is that shit.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 23, 12 at 4:17pm

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