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  • Submitted by jnyhammerstix on May 14, 12 at 1:14pm

    Just duct tape a garbage bag over the doorway and call it a "stimulus package"

  • Submitted by kevxster on May 14, 12 at 5:33pm

    Someone had a good night. At least most of the car got returned.

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    Submitted by willisphd on May 15, 12 at 6:03am

    Can't stop laughing at the response.

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    Submitted by Rabbit37 on May 14, 12 at 3:01pm

    First line of the text made me guffaw. Good work sir.

    • 61 62
      Submitted by TexasYankee7 on May 14, 12 at 5:35pm

      that sounds like a painful sneeze. bless you

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    Submitted by budman999 on May 14, 12 at 7:09pm

    Hey,you fucked up.You trusted her.

    • 58 72
      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 14, 12 at 9:44pm

      Men can be bitches too.

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    Submitted by eightOHfive on May 16, 12 at 11:04am

    Ball sweat

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    Submitted by whizzer on May 15, 12 at 3:21am

    It's SANTA BARBARA county. I wonder if they're UCSB students.

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    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on May 15, 12 at 11:19pm

    Brilliant!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 14, 12 at 10:34pm

    Budget cuts yet they still refuse to disband the public labor unions and pill the union bosses of the government nipples.

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    Submitted by mollygator on May 16, 12 at 2:40am

    Awh yeah 805

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    Submitted by ender187 on May 14, 12 at 10:11pm

    Ventura county!!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by roadhead101 on May 14, 12 at 11:11pm

    it san luis obispo county