Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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my boobs fit really nicely into two large hands.
Men, if you want women to stop bitching about your small penis, stop bitching about small boobs.
I can't imagine why, 11:37.
my dick fits perfectly into a champagne flute
what would be more messed up is if she said, "Only one of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass."
You need to get more creative, 11:20 ;)
10:45 & 10:48, giggity.
Martini boobs. Marvellous!
Drink up !
I would *much* rather have a girl with small tits...I've tried both, and the smaller ones are much more sensitive which = more fun to play with :-)
Anything more then a handful is a waste
Hey 1:47...liar liar dick's on fire!
Too small. Too small.
Hey OP, the IBTC meets tonight, you need to attend.
My Boobs fit perfectly in a salad bowl... just sayin'.
Having martini glass sized boobs is from a movie, FYI.
i wouldn't think the boobs would be THAT small. some of you are freakin out like that would be sooo tiny. some martini glasses are bigger than others!!
i need someone to suck on my boobs asap, but i'm stuck on vacation with my parents and they neveeer let me out of their sight!
4:18 Real men don't feel the need to justify their manliness on the size of tits they're attracted too.
Ew, careful with those. You'll put an eye out.
2:43: take your love of small tits and go hang out at the elementary school. Plenty of pickings there. Real men go for the bigguns
from the posting you can see a lot of women have small tits.
^^^lol^^^ is this Keita from the T.O. Show ya PRUDE!!! ^^^^
each of my ass cheeks fits perfectly over your face
those are some small boobies!
would've been great to watch her figure that fact out though ;D
8:43 could you tone it down a notch? That's a bit of an overshare.
your tits would fit perfectly in my mouth :)
I agree with 11:20. Imagine what big tits will look like after kids. Egg on a nail anyone?
So proud of you San Fran, represent
Alright, everyone hating on small boobs, guess what? I'm DD and would kill to have small boobs again. Back problems, and stares, and your best friend constantly sticking pencils in your cleavage... They're annoying! On the other hand, they are fun to play with. They jiggle.
I would kill myself if I had small boobs
Such a pretty picture... Thanks!
my dick fits perfectly in a pint glass from an English pub
@2:43 you are so wrong, double Ds here and i am so sensitive if i dont get your mouth off my nipples with my mouth & stop the foreplay ill cum.
@4:44 freakin' finally. Only took 51 posters to get the original reference.
Everyone else, go rent 100 Girls, meet back here same time tomorrow to discuss.
It's not the size of the wheels, its how well the wheels fit the chassis.
i have a good body AND big boobs, score for any guy who gets with me fuk yeh
I don't think this needs to devolve into a "what size tits are superior debate" Everyones allowed their preference, just remember that you're never as special as you think you are just because you like something doesn't make it any more special either.
damn, those must be big
i love those perfectly sized small breasts...especially when i'm sucking on them
I'll have two boobtinis
What tits? And 3:30, don't hate on my DD's. My tummy is probably flatter than your chest.
-The quiet girl in the corner
Guy or girl? Shaken or stirred?
Eh, call me when you've graduated to margarita glasses.
-I have the perfect boobs...
3:30, just because other women have bigger boobs than you does not in anyway mean they are fat, look at victoria secret models, do you consider them to be fat with their big boobs? If you do your head isn't screwed on straight.
If you breastfeed your kids, your boobs actually get smaller after you're done nursing them. Good news for ladies with big boobs; they can shrink them down a bit around the time they would start to get droopy.
3:30, haha you got small boobs!
11:26, i'm not having kids and even if i did, who cares what my boobs look like when i'm forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, whatever. hopefully by then, i'll be happily married with someone who loves me for reasons OTHER than my tits! my big boobs get me a lot of guy attention now, which is when it really matters.
my penis is a bit roomy in a shot glass.... :(
This line is stolen from the film, "100 Girls
Why must I continue to be fascinated by boobies. I see two martini glasses, sitting on a table, the girl leaning over with a tit in each glass. And it's the best thing I've seen all day!
10:48, i'd let you.
boobs less than a DD?!!! THE HORROR!!
...ok, all sarcasm aside, if you can work what you've got, guess what? it doesn't fucking matter if your boobs are less than huge.
aren't there big martini glasses too?
Chianti glass boobs!
to all of you knocking small boobs- it's all about the body type they have otherwise. my chest is average, i don't have big boobs. but my body is on the smaller side. if the sole reason a girl has big boobs is because she's fat, that's not as cool as you're all making it out to be lol. which is probably the case with some of the other females that have posted...
thats great cause each of your boobs also fits perfectly in my mouth!! :-)
martini glass boobs are pretty small. I feel sorry for her. Must be troubling to be at a bar and not get a lot of attention
4:18 has small tits!!!
women with small tits must feel bad about their faults
11:20 has small hands. You know what they say about small hands...
yup.. but i''m assuming she means normal sized glasses... or maybe the OP is a dude.
Why do we care about a fake tfln 9:13 are u the op just tell us, im down like the economy new money 4 a rental shit
3:30 Yep, and a LOT of itty bitty titty owners are feeling sorry for her and themselves
Huge tits are no fun to play with
all women with small boobs hate themselves
1:30, you summed up my thoughts perfectly. And it's hard to find clothes that fit! I would much rather just be a C (not that that's small).
Its funny when guys in their twenties stare at my d's, and then find out im fifteen. its like they die a little inside.