Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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She s a keeper.....
There isnt a friend in the world that shouldn't suppirt this...
Sounds like his mom needs to back the f**k off.
Before reading this i never understood how my single, average looking female friends would go from single to engaged in 6 months. Now the world makes sense again.
If she's as amazing as you say, then he probably just wants you to break it off so he can get with her!
kind of makes sense..
Your friend is just jealous of her awesomeness.
Am I the only one who can spot a clinger on the first fuck or what?!
looks like a trap, doesn't it?
How early do you get up to manage three times in a morning? Are you just really quick, or what?
Run an' tell dat, homeboy. Lmao
She could be a stage 5 clinger
Well done 512, you just outlined a guy's core desires: sex, food, and someone to take care of him. Our egos can make us pound our chest all we want, but it boils down to what your lady is giving you.
You'd be surprised how many guys cock-block their buddies just to keep blowing an bar hopping nights going.
I'm pretty sure he found "the one"
I'm jeleous! .... just wait until the "new car" smell wears off & you're left with the payment book! Been there bro.
Could not stop cracking up\nGood pick man
stay with her even if the sex is bad
Austin, Texas is where it's at!!(:
If she's still behaving this way in the next six months, you may very well have found your wife, my friend.
this sounds nice but she must be annoying as fuck if his friend has problems with her.
Just be careful, remember: Bros before hos. There's a reason, and it's that we're usually blind to the negatives and your friends have your back. Walk with caution.
Marry her my friend. You hit the lottery.
well, so much for bros before hoes
hahaha people think shes clingy ? shes obviously just a good girlfriend, if she was clingy she would be annoying her boyfriend by freaking out about little dumb things and never wanting to leave him alone, not trying to make him happy as possible which she clearly is
best marry that women
This just tells me you nut quickly and fucking her once doesn't satisfy her.
Sounds like your average stage five clinger, boys. Also, sexism at its finest.
That is till you find that she put something on here about u
Ha! And it's from my area code. Keepin' it real, folks!
She could be a bipolar chick trying to preemptively make up for the shit she's going to put him through for the rest of their lives?
just don't take advantage. that's why most girls don't do that.
Must cum really, really fast! One of those "don't look at it or I'll cum" kinda guys.
nice. long as she keep giving it up keep her around until you find something better then kick her the curve
nobody deserves getting kicked to the curb
how do you kick someody to a curve?
you kick them at an angle
this just made my night.