He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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There should be a facebook relationship status that says "maybe if this were semi funny I bet I can get on TFLN". Get the fuck out of here!!
I am in a relationship with a girl who loves to take it in her face... IN THE FACE!!!
It's not dumb, it makes sense.
An open relationship is him marking his territory - hence the peeing reference - but mkaing sure he can still see other girls. The way I read it, sounds like she doesn't want to have him in her fb relationship status at all.
Psst, I'll let you in on a secret. He's only peeing in a circle around you if you don't fuck other guys. The answer to this problem is to clearly start fucking other guys (and stop fucking this one; he'd obviously very stupid)
Attractive, intelligent, personable people can get whoever they want while ugly, stupid, plain people are left blaming it on gender roles.
He must have met jerika crowder from the 317. Everyone else effed her must be his turn!!!!
My guess is that she thinks he'll find others to fuck and she won't.
Fb status? I thought this was texts from last nite nit facebook status' nobody cares about
I don't see anything wrong with being pee'd around. Pee'd on. Yes.
3:44 they probably assume that the other person wants to be in an open relationship so that, while she's still his property, he can go and fuck whatever moves...lol
Wow 255 you have no clue what love is maybe because you are not lovable at all...that is very sad. I suppose all you have to offer is a pussy and nothing more.
I don't know what is worse, this fake text, or the slippery stripes American Apparel ad.
True fact: a guy will get laid.... With you, without you and with someone else. So keep your fame up, or we will fuck your: mom, beat friend and/or sister.
open relationships are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!
First...to fly across the Atlantic.
I'm sick of all these facebook relationship references. Not only does nobody text shit like that, but it's getting ridiculously excessive and fake.
i prefer buck fuddies
Everybody should send a message to the mods tellin them this is stupid
<3 this text. Funny girl!
Isn't that just called "dating"? If you're not exclusive, but you're seeing each other... sounds like dating to me.
Actually it's not. An open relationship means other guys can get in... If he peed in a circle around you, he'd be trying to keep guys out. So you're dumb.
Ok in the face guy, u piss me off most of the time.. But that was pretty funny. Win. For once.
3:37 you suck at life.. Fb status?!?? Get a valid opinion.. It sucks that the 90's spawned an idiotic fuck like you.. Pshht
Charles Rutherford says: the only thing open on u bitch should b ur legs!
5:19 I think ur wrong what usually happens in my experience is u do this when u have three girlfriends at once ur not trying to find a one night stand here or there like u see it. U just have 3 girls and ur not sure if any of them is the one
Charles Rutherford how old are you
It will save us from seein ten more in the next 3 days
Submit texts about how you hate tfln...
Another terrible facebook reference. What happened to you, tfln, you used to be cool.....
The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good!
this doesn't actually make sense. if he peed in a circle around you he would be marking his territory to keep other guys away from you. being in an open relationship is the opposite of that.. it is allowing other guys to see you
I agree 5:19 story of my life.
What makes you think no one sends them? Because you don't? Get the f**k out of here db
This bitch is just a dumb Cunt n should be shot
I'm with 4:46 on this.
Dear OP: every guy is in an open relationship whether you like it or not. If you don't keep him satisfied he will find some other cunt that will. Guys stay as long as the pussy is good. Deal with it!