I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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At 5-one and a buck oh five, unless you got fifteen pounds of tits swinging, you're fat and your probably only good for sammiches and sucking dick!
Really? I'm five one, one hundred and five lbs, and I eat chocolate daily. Just because you eat sweets doesn't mean you're fat, it just means you have a sweet tooth. Why are people so quick to judge?
We're quick to judge because it's funny! Never mind that, tell us more about what you look like!!
In addition to boosting libido, moderate consumption of chocolate has been linked to breast enhancement. So, what I'm asking is: how big are your tits?
as in lives in Oregon
not everyone that eats chocolate is fat. some girls are alone eating chocolate simply because they are crazy bitches.
I think she is talking about the fact she is alone on valentines day and the chocolate "inspirational message" is adding insult to injury. My gods you comments are tards! Comments used to be more funny but are getting more mean! besides, dove chocolate is fairly popular with both sexes and people of all shapes...stop being so shallow!!,
I'm not fat, blonde, pretty, curvy and eat chocolate.
I meant I'm blonde, pretty, curvy and not fat. LOL
Because all the pretty and skinny girls are having sex on valentines and not eating chocolate...
Maybe if you didn't eat chocolates all the time they wouldn't mock you, fatty