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  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:19am

    mmmmmmm toast also hehe @ no you couldn't

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:40pm

    its in iambic pentameter!! XD...except the last word lol...its close enough

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:27am

    The bard is turning in his grave. RIP willie.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:59am

    it can't be one of your friends. i don't have friends. although jessica is close, i imagine you're thinking of the wrong one.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:24pm

    how does this shit get on here

  • 54 43
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 23, 10 at 11:58pm

    Then there is a haiku for sake!

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:31am

    i love how all these people have guesses if its one of their friends

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:02pm

    Tyler smith you son of a B!!! Hahaha

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:51am

    psht, alcoholics are thee best poets...

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:43pm

    i love how there are 10 syllables in the text :D

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:58pm

    reminds me of the song Alcohol by the barenaked ladies.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:12pm

    i meant Chelsea Handler...

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:53pm

    Gotta love the alcoholism in the 440

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:26am

    i didnt know alcoholics knew about poetry

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:28pm

    "gotta love the alcoholism in the 440" shut the fuck up people dirnk everywhere

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:13pm

    hahahaha this is awesome

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:29pm

    @ 2:26 AM...Ernest Hemingway.

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:32pm

    uh thats way off from iambic pentameter. duh.