I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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Wow. She is making us regular girls look bad!
3:28 you're right man, what he needs is a chick that will drink all his booze, puke in his tub, steal the cash out of his wallet and give him the herp. Now THERE'S a keeper!
To those who say something is wrong with this girl:
There are a number of women who just get joy out of serving a man. We are naturally subservient. It doesn't mean we expect anything out of it other than the joy of making someone happy. Perhaps she is just a submissive.
I do the laundry for my guy, I love doing laundry, I do his dishes too (because well someone needs to do them)
don't let that shit go
I didn't know women like that still existed...
There's really two scenarios here, either she is just batshit crazy, or OP gave her the fuck of her life.
someone has daddy issues...
shes a keeper dude, dont let her go...
you need to make sure that girl doesn't get away. if she likes football, i say propose right away.
lawl 8:06 knows what'suppp
she's no keeper, she's just tweaking on meth. better make sure she didn't steal anything.
Keeper? Are you kidding? The "fat girls give good head because they have to" rule is in play here. Something is wrong with her.
lock. that. shit. down. now.
Keeper or psycho. Only time will tell.
If she's not your mom, she's someone else's...
I would consider doing this if the guy was a really great fuck :D
That must have been work you did on her
I am NOT this kind of girl, I would rather sleep in, or if i can't sleep then go out and do something.
But, i have found myself stuck at my BF's cottage while he was sleeping and i couldnt sleep, no where to go...so i cleaned the whole kitchen and cottage (it was a disaster after the party the night before) ...i felt like a weirdo but i was SOO bored!
I found a man just like this and I'm totally marrying him!
Stole that from tucker max you fucking tool!
I had a girl once like that. met her at a bar, stayed out at an after hours till 7, took her home. next thing i knew it was 4 days later and my apartment was clean for the first time since i moved in. and as far as crazy goes, it was the easiest break up ever. i said "so, " and she walked away, never to be heard from again...
she may seem like a keeper, but a girl THAT servile that soon usually ends up with craziness issues.
She's a keeper ! Fuck the rest !... and the zombie ad.
That's fuckin amazing.
thats alittle much...o.O i dont even do that for my master...ill help do all that but only when hes awake...she sounds kinda creepy...O.o she wants something....run!!
She's just setting herelf up for failure.
If they start dating he' gonna expect that shit EVERY TIME they fuck. You never want to spoil your man TOO much ladies.
no, I was fucking his mom
3:47 Fuck you, you motherless motherfucker. You're fake!
Those Baton Rouge girls sure do know their place.
okay this is not a keeper. if a girl is doing all that then she is probably one of those obsessive girls that act like they are married right after they start dating/get with you. on the off chance this has more to do with people who have been dating for a while then maybe she is a keeper. otherwise.. hell no
What if the guy was actually looking to settle down too?
I'd say this was a very, very good night. Probably one of the best nights of your life.
Unless it really was your mother. Then it is probably the worst night of your life.
I think this person has found the rarest animal on Earth. I thought the feminist movement made them extinct in the 70s
4:06, the first thing you need to do is stop referring to your place as your "crib." That was cool, what, ten years ago?
hahaha @ 8:06. truth.
i have a lot of things i need done at my crib, send her my way.
Gotta love Louisiana!!
i was with a girl like that. it was cool until her true colors came out. i'm gonna have to agree with 3:28 and 3:31
Wow. Great troll and the reply
I agree with 3:28... there is something up.
lmao baton rouge. represent.
He was probably a really good lay.
3:21 (2) you're not first
I agree... she sounds like one of those that expects that shes your girlfriend right away and will want to get married to easily... look at it, first night there and shes already doing all that? I would have been like "bitch, why are you touching all my shit?!" And if you did end up dating her a long time or getting married, shes gonna be crazy obsessive and controlling. I say fuck her and ruuuuuuun
No such girl on earth.. I call BS
This was my buddy John!
It was my mom thanks man
Get her a french maid costume.
The guy who wrote the comment below me is a massive tool
How do you stop a woman from cleaning up after you?
Be careful!!! If she wasn't faking in bed.... She's totally faking the sweetness factor. And WTF u hella slept in if she did all that, *or* that chick snuck around ur house all tweaked like!!! ....creeeeeepy...
2:36, i agree with you...
3:24 that is the baton rouge louisiana area code chances are highly likely that she likes football, and also prob why she did all of that, girls down here like to cook and clean lol