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  • 81 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:35am

    To those who say something is wrong with this girl: There are a number of women who just get joy out of serving a man. We are naturally subservient. It doesn't mean we expect anything out of it other than the joy of making someone happy. Perhaps she is just a submissive.

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:45pm

    Wow. She is making us regular girls look bad!

  • 68 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:41pm

    3:28 you're right man, what he needs is a chick that will drink all his booze, puke in his tub, steal the cash out of his wallet and give him the herp. Now THERE'S a keeper!

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:11pm

    I do the laundry for my guy, I love doing laundry, I do his dishes too (because well someone needs to do them)

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:17pm

    There's really two scenarios here, either she is just batshit crazy, or OP gave her the fuck of her life.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:21pm

    don't let that shit go

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:00pm

    I didn't know women like that still existed...

  • 47 35
    Submitted by YourMom_Loves_Me on Mar 10, 11 at 3:11am

    Keeper or psycho. Only time will tell.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:47am

    shes a keeper dude, dont let her go...

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:41pm

    I am NOT this kind of girl, I would rather sleep in, or if i can't sleep then go out and do something. But, i have found myself stuck at my BF's cottage while he was sleeping and i couldnt sleep, no where to go...so i cleaned the whole kitchen and cottage (it was a disaster after the party the night before) ...i felt like a weirdo but i was SOO bored!

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:29pm

    she's no keeper, she's just tweaking on meth. better make sure she didn't steal anything.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:04pm

    I had a girl once like that. met her at a bar, stayed out at an after hours till 7, took her home. next thing i knew it was 4 days later and my apartment was clean for the first time since i moved in. and as far as crazy goes, it was the easiest break up ever. i said "so, " and she walked away, never to be heard from again...

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:58pm

    She's just setting herelf up for failure. If they start dating he' gonna expect that shit EVERY TIME they fuck. You never want to spoil your man TOO much ladies.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:18pm

    thats alittle much...o.O i dont even do that for my master...ill help do all that but only when hes awake...she sounds kinda creepy...O.o she wants something....run!!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:24pm

    you need to make sure that girl doesn't get away. if she likes football, i say propose right away.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:52pm

    someone has daddy issues...

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:26pm

    I found a man just like this and I'm totally marrying him!

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:50pm

    4:06, the first thing you need to do is stop referring to your place as your "crib." That was cool, what, ten years ago?

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:58pm

    no, I was fucking his mom

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:57pm

    That's fuckin amazing.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:25pm

    She's a keeper ! Fuck the rest !... and the zombie ad.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:57am

    I would consider doing this if the guy was a really great fuck :D

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:25pm

    I think this person has found the rarest animal on Earth. I thought the feminist movement made them extinct in the 70s

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:06pm

    If she's not your mom, she's someone else's...

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:28pm

    Keeper? Are you kidding? The "fat girls give good head because they have to" rule is in play here. Something is wrong with her.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:47 Fuck you, you motherless motherfucker. You're fake!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:34pm

    Those Baton Rouge girls sure do know their place.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:12pm

    i was with a girl like that. it was cool until her true colors came out. i'm gonna have to agree with 3:28 and 3:31

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:00pm

    I'd say this was a very, very good night. Probably one of the best nights of your life. Unless it really was your mother. Then it is probably the worst night of your life.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:36pm

    That must have been work you did on her

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:10pm

    He was probably a really good lay.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:30pm

    lock. that. shit. down. now.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:24pm

    okay this is not a keeper. if a girl is doing all that then she is probably one of those obsessive girls that act like they are married right after they start dating/get with you. on the off chance this has more to do with people who have been dating for a while then maybe she is a keeper. otherwise.. hell no

    • 41 51
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 12, 10 at 3:35am

      What if the guy was actually looking to settle down too?

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:26am

    Stole that from tucker max you fucking tool!

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:36pm

    No such girl on earth.. I call BS

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:21am

    lawl 8:06 knows what'suppp

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:06pm

    hahaha @ 8:06. truth. BR REPRESENT

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:42pm

    This was my buddy John!

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:06pm

    i have a lot of things i need done at my crib, send her my way.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:31pm

    I agree with 3:28... there is something up.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:32pm

    she may seem like a keeper, but a girl THAT servile that soon usually ends up with craziness issues.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:26am

    I agree... she sounds like one of those that expects that shes your girlfriend right away and will want to get married to easily... look at it, first night there and shes already doing all that? I would have been like "bitch, why are you touching all my shit?!" And if you did end up dating her a long time or getting married, shes gonna be crazy obsessive and controlling. I say fuck her and ruuuuuuun

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:34pm

    Get her a french maid costume.

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:01am

    3:24 that is the baton rouge louisiana area code chances are highly likely that she likes football, and also prob why she did all of that, girls down here like to cook and clean lol

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:59pm

    It was my mom thanks man

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:50am

    How do you stop a woman from cleaning up after you? Marry her.

  • 26 54
    Submitted by SneezyC1 on Apr 26, 11 at 5:18am

    Gotta love Louisiana!!

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:51pm

    Wow. Great troll and the reply

  • 23 49
    Submitted by Mealbug on Apr 16, 11 at 10:03am

    Omg!! Haha

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 10 at 4:21am

    2:36, i agree with you...

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:36am

    The guy who wrote the comment below me is a massive tool

  • 30 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:53pm

    lmao baton rouge. represent.

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:21 (2) you're not first

  • 31 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:02pm

    Be careful!!! If she wasn't faking in bed.... She's totally faking the sweetness factor. And WTF u hella slept in if she did all that, *or* that chick snuck around ur house all tweaked like!!! ....creeeeeepy...