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  • Submitted by nikoliss on Jun 19, 10 at 11:58am

    @ jansull how is this fake? Bowling alleys DO have black light set ups for birthday parties and cum IS ultaviolet reactive...it's shitheads like you who totally take the fun out of tfln...lighten up and laugh for once..

  • Submitted by Mandalay on Jun 19, 10 at 3:52pm

    If you have cum in your hair, you're doing it wrong.

  • Submitted by LSUtiga21 on Jun 19, 10 at 1:42pm

    Blood needs luminol to appear under blacklight, it reacts with the hemoglobin...semen will show up under blacklight untreated

  • Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 19, 10 at 2:44pm

    This is hilarious. But also beware of liquid detergent. Dumped a cap full on shirt while it was in the washer. The next day that spot on my shirt looked like jizz under a black light.

  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 19, 10 at 3:49pm

    Look at the bright side, your teeth will make your mouth glow naturally, so you won't have to worry about them seeing all the cum you got in there.

  • Submitted by convicted on Jun 19, 10 at 1:58pm

    Only one way to settle this. Experimenting underway. Test results may vary.

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    Submitted by elite on Jun 19, 10 at 2:32pm

    Mooseandbeavers, you're stupid. Blood shows up once sprayed with luminol. Semen doesn't need to be sprayed with anything, only "sprayed" from a dick. Haha.

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    Submitted by mecopoly on Jun 19, 10 at 11:17am

    Guess the hair cream excuse didn't work

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    Submitted by richp on Jun 20, 10 at 3:06am

    Ha that happened with my wife about 8 years ago. Road head on the way got messy. Got some nods of approval from dudes in the know.

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Halcion on Jun 19, 10 at 1:00pm

    Pretty sure urine and semen/cum shows up without a reactant. Watched a Dateline special and they just used a blacklight to spot leftovers on hotel bedsheets.

  • 89 91
    Submitted by caustichercules on Jun 19, 10 at 3:23pm

    Shouldn't in any case where semen is around any chicks head, a curtious swallow is inacted? If so, this chick needs to learn to take a load straight down the esaphogus as to increase her odds of this situation never happening again.

  • 79 85
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 19, 10 at 1:16pm

    I'm sure she was thinking "what a filthy whoooore!" Shower you nasty bitch!

  • 69 69
    Submitted by lsoccer888 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:17am

    hahaha funny shit

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Texas21 on Jun 20, 10 at 12:27am

    You poor poor person.

  • 77 99
    Submitted by bienlunee on Jun 19, 10 at 2:47pm

    Body Fluids\nMany body fluids contain fluorescent molecules. Forensic scientists use ultraviolet lights at crime scenes to find blood, urine, or semen (all fluorescent).\n\nSo Eff off boring people AND LEARN TO GOOGLE SHIT LIKE I DID IF YOU ARENT POSITIVE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. STUPID PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING TO SMART PEOPLE, damn. It's not that hard. I managed to do it. Sheesh.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 19, 10 at 2:26pm

    that is probably THE funniest thing on here in a long time haha

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    Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 20, 10 at 6:48am

    wait, is this text suggesting that his mother's face was worse? now that would be hilarious

  • 57 71
    Submitted by bienlunee on Jun 19, 10 at 2:42pm

    Couldve been snot

  • 57 75
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 8:43pm

    I should have seen the look on his mothers, your right. That would have been classic!

  • 52 66
    Submitted by letslaugh33 on Jun 21, 10 at 5:34pm

    wow this is the first one that actually like, surprised me and got a reaction out of me

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Jlin67 on Jun 19, 10 at 1:57pm

    Omg! Love that!

  • 52 68
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jun 29, 10 at 9:05am

    It's weird to say I've been there but it was her boyfriend not mother

  • 49 64
    Submitted by girlgi2xox on Nov 5, 10 at 1:50pm

    (617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Rell_2011 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:04am

    Do none of you realize she had cum in her hair because she got a facial. You know, when the dude busts his nut of the girls face.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by pinky23 on Apr 21, 11 at 2:35pm

    That's fucking awesome

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Rebel1317 on Jun 19, 10 at 8:23pm

    Shampoo? Shower? Jeez c'mon not that hard

  • 48 75
    Submitted by M702 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:43am

    Will you suck me off

  • 43 66
    Submitted by rachh0724 on Jun 21, 10 at 11:58am

    hahahahahaha. this has happened to me before

  • 51 88
    Submitted by Jlin67 on Jun 19, 10 at 1:58pm

    Who cares if it's fake. The thought is fuggin funny!

  • 55 99
    Submitted by mcleod on Jun 19, 10 at 5:40pm

    VictoriaLynn: He must be faking it.

  • 23 37
    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 22, 12 at 1:42pm

    Hers had even more!

  • 45 81
    Submitted by musician on Jun 19, 10 at 2:28pm

    rotflmao wow fml as well :P \n\nhahahahah shame..

  • 43 79
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 20, 10 at 1:29pm

    Priceless

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Santino on Jun 19, 10 at 7:51pm

    That's funny as shit! Thumbs up

  • 51 97
    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 19, 10 at 4:13pm

    Wait so how did cum get on your hair and his mothers face??!!!!!!

  • 41 81
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jun 25, 10 at 9:40pm

    Burn!

  • Submitted by VictoriaLynn on Jun 19, 10 at 4:49pm

    Its Fake. I have a black light in my bedroom, Every time my bf and I fuck with it on the shit never glows. It was quite disappointing...

  • Submitted by jansull2820 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:20am

    Fake

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      Submitted by Scorpio82 on Jun 21, 10 at 9:35pm

      you're fucking retarded

  • Submitted by MooseandBeavers on Jun 19, 10 at 12:32pm

    Totally fake. Biological materials only light up under black lights when sprayed with luminol.

    • 48 94
      Submitted by milky on Jun 19, 10 at 12:44pm

      someone's been watching too much csi.

    • 58 50
      Submitted by quoteXunquote on Jun 20, 10 at 10:28pm

      Someone's been watching not enough CSI. See the first comment.