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  • @ jansull how is this fake? Bowling alleys DO have black light set ups for birthday parties and cum IS ultaviolet's shitheads like you who totally take the fun out of tfln...lighten up and laugh for once..

    Submitted by nikoliss on Jun 19, 10 at 11:58am
  • If you have cum in your hair, you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Mandalay on Jun 19, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Blood needs luminol to appear under blacklight, it reacts with the hemoglobin...semen will show up under blacklight untreated

    Submitted by LSUtiga21 on Jun 19, 10 at 1:42pm
  • This is hilarious. But also beware of liquid detergent. Dumped a cap full on shirt while it was in the washer. The next day that spot on my shirt looked like jizz under a black light.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 19, 10 at 2:44pm
  • Look at the bright side, your teeth will make your mouth glow naturally, so you won't have to worry about them seeing all the cum you got in there.

    Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 19, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Only one way to settle this. Experimenting underway. Test results may vary.

    Submitted by convicted on Jun 19, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Mooseandbeavers, you're stupid. Blood shows up once sprayed with luminol. Semen doesn't need to be sprayed with anything, only "sprayed" from a dick. Haha.

    Submitted by elite on Jun 19, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Guess the hair cream excuse didn't work

    Submitted by mecopoly on Jun 19, 10 at 11:17am
  • Pretty sure urine and semen/cum shows up without a reactant. Watched a Dateline special and they just used a blacklight to spot leftovers on hotel bedsheets.

    Submitted by Halcion on Jun 19, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Shouldn't in any case where semen is around any chicks head, a curtious swallow is inacted? If so, this chick needs to learn to take a load straight down the esaphogus as to increase her odds of this situation never happening again.

    Submitted by caustichercules on Jun 19, 10 at 3:23pm
  • Ha that happened with my wife about 8 years ago. Road head on the way got messy. Got some nods of approval from dudes in the know.

    Submitted by richp on Jun 20, 10 at 3:06am
  • I'm sure she was thinking "what a filthy whoooore!" Shower you nasty bitch!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 19, 10 at 1:16pm
  • You poor poor person.

    Submitted by Texas21 on Jun 20, 10 at 12:27am
  • hahaha funny shit

    Submitted by lsoccer888 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:17am
  • Body Fluids\nMany body fluids contain fluorescent molecules. Forensic scientists use ultraviolet lights at crime scenes to find blood, urine, or semen (all fluorescent).\n\nSo Eff off boring people AND LEARN TO GOOGLE SHIT LIKE I DID IF YOU ARENT POSITIVE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. STUPID PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING TO SMART PEOPLE, damn. It's not that hard. I managed to do it. Sheesh.

    Submitted by bienlunee on Jun 19, 10 at 2:47pm
  • that is probably THE funniest thing on here in a long time haha

    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 19, 10 at 2:26pm
  • It's weird to say I've been there but it was her boyfriend not mother

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jun 29, 10 at 9:05am
  • Do none of you realize she had cum in her hair because she got a facial. You know, when the dude busts his nut of the girls face.

    Submitted by Rell_2011 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:04am
  • wow this is the first one that actually like, surprised me and got a reaction out of me

    Submitted by letslaugh33 on Jun 21, 10 at 5:34pm
  • wait, is this text suggesting that his mother's face was worse? now that would be hilarious

    Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 20, 10 at 6:48am
  • Omg! Love that!

    Submitted by Jlin67 on Jun 19, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Hers had even more!

    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 22, 12 at 1:42pm
  • (617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

    Submitted by girlgi2xox on Nov 5, 10 at 1:50pm
  • I should have seen the look on his mothers, your right. That would have been classic!

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 8:43pm
  • Shampoo? Shower? Jeez c'mon not that hard

    Submitted by Rebel1317 on Jun 19, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Couldve been snot

    Submitted by bienlunee on Jun 19, 10 at 2:42pm
  • That's fucking awesome

    Submitted by pinky23 on Apr 21, 11 at 2:35pm
  • Burn!

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jun 25, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Will you suck me off

    Submitted by M702 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:43am
  • Priceless

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 20, 10 at 1:29pm
  • Who cares if it's fake. The thought is fuggin funny!

    Submitted by Jlin67 on Jun 19, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Wait so how did cum get on your hair and his mothers face??!!!!!!

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 19, 10 at 4:13pm
  • hahahahahaha. this has happened to me before

    Submitted by rachh0724 on Jun 21, 10 at 11:58am
  • rotflmao wow fml as well :P \n\nhahahahah shame..

    Submitted by musician on Jun 19, 10 at 2:28pm
  • VictoriaLynn: He must be faking it.

    Submitted by mcleod on Jun 19, 10 at 5:40pm
  • That's funny as shit! Thumbs up

    Submitted by Santino on Jun 19, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Its Fake. I have a black light in my bedroom, Every time my bf and I fuck with it on the shit never glows. It was quite disappointing...

    Submitted by VictoriaLynn on Jun 19, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by jansull2820 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:20am
  • Totally fake. Biological materials only light up under black lights when sprayed with luminol.

    Submitted by MooseandBeavers on Jun 19, 10 at 12:32pm