His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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@ jansull how is this fake? Bowling alleys DO have black light set ups for birthday parties and cum IS ultaviolet reactive...it's shitheads like you who totally take the fun out of tfln...lighten up and laugh for once..
If you have cum in your hair, you're doing it wrong.
Blood needs luminol to appear under blacklight, it reacts with the hemoglobin...semen will show up under blacklight untreated
This is hilarious. But also beware of liquid detergent. Dumped a cap full on shirt while it was in the washer. The next day that spot on my shirt looked like jizz under a black light.
Look at the bright side, your teeth will make your mouth glow naturally, so you won't have to worry about them seeing all the cum you got in there.
Only one way to settle this. Experimenting underway. Test results may vary.
Mooseandbeavers, you're stupid. Blood shows up once sprayed with luminol. Semen doesn't need to be sprayed with anything, only "sprayed" from a dick. Haha.
Guess the hair cream excuse didn't work
Pretty sure urine and semen/cum shows up without a reactant. Watched a Dateline special and they just used a blacklight to spot leftovers on hotel bedsheets.
Shouldn't in any case where semen is around any chicks head, a curtious swallow is inacted? If so, this chick needs to learn to take a load straight down the esaphogus as to increase her odds of this situation never happening again.
Ha that happened with my wife about 8 years ago. Road head on the way got messy. Got some nods of approval from dudes in the know.
I'm sure she was thinking "what a filthy whoooore!" Shower you nasty bitch!
You poor poor person.
hahaha funny shit
Body Fluids\nMany body fluids contain fluorescent molecules. Forensic scientists use ultraviolet lights at crime scenes to find blood, urine, or semen (all fluorescent).\n\nSo Eff off boring people AND LEARN TO GOOGLE SHIT LIKE I DID IF YOU ARENT POSITIVE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. STUPID PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING TO SMART PEOPLE, damn. It's not that hard. I managed to do it. Sheesh.
that is probably THE funniest thing on here in a long time haha
It's weird to say I've been there but it was her boyfriend not mother
wow this is the first one that actually like, surprised me and got a reaction out of me
Do none of you realize she had cum in her hair because she got a facial. You know, when the dude busts his nut of the girls face.
Omg! Love that!
wait, is this text suggesting that his mother's face was worse? now that would be hilarious
Hers had even more!
Shampoo? Shower? Jeez c'mon not that hard
(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I should have seen the look on his mothers, your right. That would have been classic!
Couldve been snot
That's fucking awesome
Will you suck me off
Who cares if it's fake. The thought is fuggin funny!
Wait so how did cum get on your hair and his mothers face??!!!!!!
hahahahahaha. this has happened to me before
rotflmao wow fml as well :P \n\nhahahahah shame..
VictoriaLynn: He must be faking it.
That's funny as shit! Thumbs up
Its Fake. I have a black light in my bedroom, Every time my bf and I fuck with it on the shit never glows. It was quite disappointing...
you're fucking retarded
Totally fake. Biological materials only light up under black lights when sprayed with luminol.
someone's been watching too much csi.
Someone's been watching not enough CSI. See the first comment.