Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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Best Harry potter reference. Ever.
Maybe the girls will play with your wand.
Don't say his name!!!!
"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." -Albus Dumbledore
Correction. "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself" -Hermione Granger
Correction. Hermione says that line IN THE MOVIE. Dumbledore says the line IN THE BOOK. Read the books you silly muggle!
correction. not when it has a taboo curse on it.
correction, you're all dorks so who gives a f*ck who said it?
Sounds good in theory. But I think you're setting people up for disappointment. Once they find out your only power is succumbing to gravity, they wont be too pleased.
The hot nerd girls will be swarming all over you.
I love you?
Begone, MLIA fiend. No one wants you here.
Very clever. Not being sarcastic.
Hi...larious!!!! Milk came out my nose!!
Not as cool when you say it outloud though. You're like a Harry Potter wanna-be fan.
@Crispy1 I'm surprised you could even read your screen from all the way up on that pedestal. Sorry to disappoint you but we're not all waiting for puberty. I have hair on my balls, and Harry in my heart. THE END.
That's more for mlia... Cool though
Hahahaha thats one tfln that actually made me laugh
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Hahaha that's amazing.
sounds like something on mlia
I have a hp tattoo too : ) but very funny : )
Haha love it!! You made me smile for the first time in weeks!!
every dark cloud does have its silver lining. lol.
This post is cool for the millions of prepubescent boys and high school chicks who read this shit. For those of us who live in reality...different story.
I am neither a prepubescent boy nor a high school chick and I enjoyed this post immensely.
I got Harry Potter's scar tattooed on my neck. Obviously J.K. Rowling wants us to be together.
is everyone on this site in middle school? or a young high school girl? goddamn all they do is whine about men being mean and talk about harry potter. this reminds me of back when facebook didnt allow little kids and now how people treat it like myspace
What's so wrong with liking nerdy things? It's better than being a collar-popping douche.
Doesn't this belong on MLIA?
dude MLIA sucks a$$ gtfo of here if you want to say stupid $hyt like that.
your my hero lmfao
I put. Eight. Periods. In a. Sentence. That. Requires. One.
Bonaparte you are the biggest harry potter nerd ever. I got love for harry but damn you take that shit too far
ahaa that's funny I got hit in the head with a baseball the other day and got that mark too and did the same thing
Maybe they didn't want to wait 3 months to get their story posted so they shared it here instead of MLIA.
Harry potter tattoos = epic failures
I love you!!!!
9:51- Harry potter tattoo? Seriously?
I got it on Sunday May 2nd aka Wizarding Independence Day, the day HP killed Voldie.
Wow really sad it took me two weeks to understand this
that's epic. i would bet you anything my friends would do the exact same thing if injured.
this started funny. ended somewhere else.
You are my hero.
This is soooo a win! Haa
@ charliepants\nMLIA is mylifeisaverage.com \nIt's kinda like this site. But people posted funny things that happen to them. Average tends to equal awesome.
Haha that's amazing
I agree with theriseofcolin. Some of these comments are rediculous. Sorry in real life people aren't always good
9:51 you are pretty much my hero! Best tfln in a while! :)
Omfg love this one
Today, I fell off my bed and now have a scar on my forehead. I'm going to start telling people that my arents died fighting Voldemort. MLIA.
This made me laugh
Clever. And wuts mlia?
ShelbyXADHD:\n\nI'm sorry you wasted half your life bitching about this clearly comical text. Too bad, eh?
ohhh wow that was a great story, do you have time to tell it again? or mybe we can re-tell it on a rainy day.. and untill then you can just throw it in the good story basket? oh wow i just wasted like half my life.
Yay! This just made my day (: