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  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:06pm

    i love this girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:40pm

    For the record 80% of women are unable to cum vaginally. You need to find out if she is part of that 80%, if so make her cum other ways. Ladies if youre not getting what you want, say so, and explain what makes you happy. We are NOT mind readers.

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      Submitted by doodyfrank on Sep 26, 10 at 3:00pm

      No son thats just what they say to make you feel better.

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 11:54pm

        More accurately, only 20% of women are lucky enough to not require actively stimulating their clit in order to have an orgasm during vaginal intercourse.

  • Submitted by k8erg8or on Mar 4, 10 at 12:19pm

    Beautiful...You rock.

  • Submitted by xsaint on Mar 4, 10 at 12:59pm

    Guys, lots of girls do this hate to say it. I don't even want to think about the percent of guys who brag and think they're great in bed and well.. no.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:48pm

    Amen 340. Also dudes, it's nothing to do with you if we finger ourselves during intercourse to get off. Doesn't mean you're inadequate... Lighten up. We are all grownups. Sex isn't about making a guy feel like he's a rockstar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:00pm

    This is tshirt worthy.

  • Submitted by jessemoya on Mar 4, 10 at 12:36pm

    Wait, is he asking you to fake it? Because otherwise you're telling him that he's doing something right. This poor guy should find himself a gal that will be honest with him.

  • Submitted by aspenrose on Mar 4, 10 at 1:09pm

    Definitely a fair trade-off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 3:38am

    I always tell my man exactly wat to do so I can get mine just like he is getting his, girls , speak up!!!' it's sex, it takes 2, so both should b completely n fully satisfied!!!

  • Submitted by sljs2004 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:10pm

    Right on! We can't tell you guys what you need to do. Then we get the whole "that's such a blow to my ego" sob story!

  • Submitted by tbomber on Mar 4, 10 at 12:10pm

    this is awesome!

  • Submitted by venomlash on Mar 4, 10 at 1:08pm

    Owned.

  • Submitted by gargamel on Mar 5, 10 at 7:13am

    Soo... You fake it. And he thinks you are having an orgasam... So he keeps doing the same thing... Yeah you pretty much fucked yorself idiot.

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    Submitted by 2crazy4you on Mar 4, 10 at 3:07pm

    Smart girl!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:52pm

    hell ya woman

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    Submitted by CrazeeHoo on Mar 5, 10 at 8:36am

    WTF guys? It's all in the clit! This is not new information. Girls don't get off in 2 minutes so take a little time to pleasure your partner!

  • Submitted by Premeau on Mar 4, 10 at 1:14pm

    all these girls with shitty lovers need to grow some vag's and tell these guys aren't any good. but then again, maybe we would have jersey shore to laugh at if they did start.

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    Submitted by rhythmbandit on Mar 5, 10 at 6:22am

    This chick rules

  • Submitted by Jude30 on Mar 4, 10 at 5:11pm

    Wait so she's been lying to him the whole time they've been having sex. And some how he's the one that's at fault? \n\nYes faking orgasms is lying. You're telling the guy something is working for you when it isn't. I can only imagine how many of the women thinking that this idiot is a genius are also constantly on their SO to be more open and honest.

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    Submitted by k8erg8or on Mar 4, 10 at 12:18pm

    Beautiful. You rock.

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 4, 10 at 12:30pm

    What do you give a man who is hungry and Horney? Make him a sandwich! lol\n\nAn oldie, but goodie. Nothing original here!

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    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 4, 10 at 5:16pm

    This IS t-shirt worthy!!

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    Submitted by Momo_26 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:14pm

    NIIIIIIIICCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Kendra_x0 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:55pm

    Lmfao! I'm doing this. No lie

  • Submitted by Jacob24 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:08pm

    lol. what a hilarious but absolutely heartless bitch

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    Submitted by ki4xo on Mar 6, 10 at 9:11am

    It's just easier sometimes to fake it and make the unpleasantness stop, than it is to work on trying to teach a guy that's hopeless in bed what to do. He probably just has a tiny penis and there's nothing to be done about it anyway.

  • Submitted by Orisit on Mar 4, 10 at 1:31pm

    This bitch just doesn't know how to tell the dude what she needs to get off. You can't just expect him to know and then get pissy. What a fucking cunt.

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    Submitted by penguin8a on Mar 5, 10 at 11:15am

    Bahahaha I love how everyone gets so into the discussion, just skimming over the comments it seems to be a pretty heated discussion, please continue it's nearly as good as the post (:

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    Submitted by alotasexia on Jun 11, 10 at 1:57pm

    This made me fall off my chair and laugh hysterically at work! And for all you butthurt little boys, chill. Sarcasm is highly entertaining. If you hAve hurt feelings, ask your mom for a hug!

  • Submitted by lalalalindsey on Mar 4, 10 at 12:51pm

    This girl is soo smart

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    Submitted by missfox on Mar 5, 10 at 1:41pm

    guys are idiots.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:07pm

    That would be the day you dump him and call me. Two one four four five seven one seven seven four

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      Submitted by venomlash on Mar 4, 10 at 1:11pm

      Your phone number is registered in Grand Prairie, Texas. The OP is in California. How exactly are you going to make her come? Riddle me that, you cocksure assbag.

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    Submitted by Murderess on Mar 7, 10 at 2:02pm

    It's funny, all the guys on the defensive here in the comment widget are probably the ones you'd have to fake it with.\nCalm down needle dicks,\natleast you're getting validated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 12:59pm

    @836. I've gotten my girlfriend off in less than 2 minutes before actually.

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    Submitted by ginganinja55 on Mar 10, 12 at 10:52pm

    Tell him what to do better. Don't be mean about it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:06pm

    Go fuck yourself

  • Submitted by TwOne on Mar 5, 10 at 9:20am

    7:10, it sounds like you need to stop messing around with little boys and stop babysitting their emotions.

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    Submitted by getajob on Oct 17, 11 at 7:38am

    Correct response: Maybe that'll be the day I start pretending to care.\n\nAnd to throw my two cents into this heated discussion - Anyone supporting this woman is retarded. Communication is the key to men knowing what you like. If you wanna hate the sex but commend his performance, go ahead. But don't bitch about it's results. You're just fucking yourself over.

  • Submitted by Crispy1 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:22pm

    HAHA. I think girls are completely clueless as to how often guys fake it, even when they don't have whiskey dick. I was boning a girl my last month in college and after our 5th or 6th time fucking she told me to stop cumming inside her. She had no idea I had not busted once at any time.

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    Submitted by Dozer14 on Aug 13, 10 at 3:53pm

    Lol I have to admit this is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:00pm

    Next time you fuck her just say imagine this and hate fuck her asshole

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      Submitted by Lindzoo19 on Jan 22, 12 at 11:23am

      that. is. terrible.

  • Submitted by butsecks on Mar 4, 10 at 12:19pm

    Bitch! Make his sandwhich and be happy if he's not finishing on your face as god intended.

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      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 4, 10 at 1:00pm

      lol guys like this talk like this cause they either don't get any or only get ugly chicks

      • Submitted by GnomeChompski on Mar 4, 10 at 1:02pm

        you're dumb. ugly chicks need love too hater.

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      Submitted by GnomeChompski on Mar 4, 10 at 1:01pm

      YES. for the win.

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      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 4, 10 at 7:24pm

      you are fucking stupid