So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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i love this girl
For the record 80% of women are unable to cum vaginally. You need to find out if she is part of that 80%, if so make her cum other ways. Ladies if youre not getting what you want, say so, and explain what makes you happy. We are NOT mind readers.
No son thats just what they say to make you feel better.
More accurately, only 20% of women are lucky enough to not require actively stimulating their clit in order to have an orgasm during vaginal intercourse.
Guys, lots of girls do this hate to say it. I don't even want to think about the percent of guys who brag and think they're great in bed and well.. no.
Amen 340. Also dudes, it's nothing to do with you if we finger ourselves during intercourse to get off. Doesn't mean you're inadequate... Lighten up. We are all grownups. Sex isn't about making a guy feel like he's a rockstar.
This is tshirt worthy.
Wait, is he asking you to fake it? Because otherwise you're telling him that he's doing something right. This poor guy should find himself a gal that will be honest with him.
hell ya woman
Right on! We can't tell you guys what you need to do. Then we get the whole "that's such a blow to my ego" sob story!
Soo... You fake it. And he thinks you are having an orgasam... So he keeps doing the same thing... Yeah you pretty much fucked yorself idiot.
Wait so she's been lying to him the whole time they've been having sex. And some how he's the one that's at fault? \n\nYes faking orgasms is lying. You're telling the guy something is working for you when it isn't. I can only imagine how many of the women thinking that this idiot is a genius are also constantly on their SO to be more open and honest.
Definitely a fair trade-off.
this is awesome!
WTF guys? It's all in the clit! This is not new information. Girls don't get off in 2 minutes so take a little time to pleasure your partner!
all these girls with shitty lovers need to grow some vag's and tell these guys aren't any good. but then again, maybe we would have jersey shore to laugh at if they did start.
Beautiful. You rock.
I always tell my man exactly wat to do so I can get mine just like he is getting his, girls , speak up!!!' it's sex, it takes 2, so both should b completely n fully satisfied!!!
This chick rules
It's just easier sometimes to fake it and make the unpleasantness stop, than it is to work on trying to teach a guy that's hopeless in bed what to do. He probably just has a tiny penis and there's nothing to be done about it anyway.
What do you give a man who is hungry and Horney? Make him a sandwich! lol\n\nAn oldie, but goodie. Nothing original here!
That would be the day you dump him and call me. Two one four four five seven one seven seven four
Your phone number is registered in Grand Prairie, Texas. The OP is in California. How exactly are you going to make her come? Riddle me that, you cocksure assbag.
This IS t-shirt worthy!!
Bahahaha I love how everyone gets so into the discussion, just skimming over the comments it seems to be a pretty heated discussion, please continue it's nearly as good as the post (:
This bitch just doesn't know how to tell the dude what she needs to get off. You can't just expect him to know and then get pissy. What a fucking cunt.
This made me fall off my chair and laugh hysterically at work! And for all you butthurt little boys, chill. Sarcasm is highly entertaining. If you hAve hurt feelings, ask your mom for a hug!
Lmfao! I'm doing this. No lie
guys are idiots.
lol. what a hilarious but absolutely heartless bitch
This girl is soo smart
It's funny, all the guys on the defensive here in the comment widget are probably the ones you'd have to fake it with.\nCalm down needle dicks,\natleast you're getting validated.
7:10, it sounds like you need to stop messing around with little boys and stop babysitting their emotions.
Correct response: Maybe that'll be the day I start pretending to care.\n\nAnd to throw my two cents into this heated discussion - Anyone supporting this woman is retarded. Communication is the key to men knowing what you like. If you wanna hate the sex but commend his performance, go ahead. But don't bitch about it's results. You're just fucking yourself over.
Go fuck yourself
Lol I have to admit this is hilarious
Tell him what to do better. Don't be mean about it...
HAHA. I think girls are completely clueless as to how often guys fake it, even when they don't have whiskey dick. I was boning a girl my last month in college and after our 5th or 6th time fucking she told me to stop cumming inside her. She had no idea I had not busted once at any time.
Bitch! Make his sandwhich and be happy if he's not finishing on your face as god intended.
lol guys like this talk like this cause they either don't get any or only get ugly chicks
you're dumb. ugly chicks need love too hater.
YES. for the win.
you are fucking stupid
@836. I've gotten my girlfriend off in less than 2 minutes before actually.
sure you did :p
Next time you fuck her just say imagine this and hate fuck her asshole
that. is. terrible.