Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.