Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY