Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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The pretzel person needs to stfu!
ill give your mother a pretzel
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I bet he'll get away with it anyway.
People never have the balls to really get brutal. They talk a big game then sulk away.
Tastes like chicken!
What DID happen to the parrot?
I'm a little teapot.....
Ever see a tangello?
(; <3 xoo.
haha, this one's good.
isn't a tangello one of those turds thats sticks to your ass hair?
BIZARRO. BIZARRO. BIZARRO I LOVE YOU. BIZARRO.
Nothing like this ever happens in westfield mass
Ha Ha... Parrot chid
I kinda feel sorrry for the parrot... Kinda... Good job 'Drunk Me'!!!
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
21 years from now the person who got this text is probably going to run into some random guy with wild-colored hair and a bunch of tattoos and piercings, and wonder if he's his son.
"drunk me" is the only me.
mary had a little lamb