You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:18pm

    21 years from now the person who got this text is probably going to run into some random guy with wild-colored hair and a bunch of tattoos and piercings, and wonder if he's his son.

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:46pm

    BIZARRO. BIZARRO. BIZARRO I LOVE YOU. BIZARRO.

  • 89 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:20pm

    haha, this one's good.

  • 87 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:56pm

    I'm a little teapot.....

  • 84 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:19pm

    The pretzel person needs to stfu!

  • 80 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:03pm

    Ha Ha... Parrot chid

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:52pm

    Tastes like chicken!

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29am

    What DID happen to the parrot?

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:43pm

    ill give your mother a pretzel

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:29pm

    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:31pm

    I bet he'll get away with it anyway. People never have the balls to really get brutal. They talk a big game then sulk away.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:01am

    isn't a tangello one of those turds thats sticks to your ass hair?

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:45pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:37am

    Ever see a tangello?

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:46pm

    I kinda feel sorrry for the parrot... Kinda... Good job 'Drunk Me'!!!

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:42pm

    Sounds bad.  (; <3 xoo.

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:26am

    "drunk me" is the only me.

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:06pm

    Nothing like this ever happens in westfield mass

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:10pm

    mary had a little lamb