Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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Can't meet her responsbilities, so she delegates. Either keep fucking this girl or hire her for something.
Is she a member of some secret fuck buddy club? If so i need a complete member list
You sir have a win on your hands. Or about to...
I see a threesome in your future.
Wtf, was she Slutmander and Chief of the Whore army?
Fuck buddy of the year.
There is such a thing as a perfect woman!
I love America
A friend in your hand is Not As good as your friend in two bushes!
I'm getting emotional...
I'm a chick and *I* just fell in love with her.
You wish ;)
That truly is s beautiful friendship
I wish I had a fuckbuddy like that...
So obvious, shes a mistress...
Nice girl, although that's got to be the world's most awkward telephone conversation: Um, hi, Monica, it's Melissa. I need a REALLY big favor...
haha lmfao I made my friend do tht today
Wow I'm jealous
a fuckbuddy in the bed is\nbetter with 2 friends watching from the bushes
What are the steps to nominate someone for president?
You sir. Have found gold.
whts that girls number?
Hahah that's so me
i. need. one.
You are very very lucky.