I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
Yeah they have sweet fluffy tails
Also their tails are fluffier.
"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - Carrie
rats with cute tails
they do taste pretty good if cooked correctly though
And sharp claws.