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  • I call bullshit on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:44pm
  • yeah, bullshit.. no one is this dumb. no matter how drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Actually know of a guy that sent me a similar text with the same area code in Maryland. The story was total truth, he got fired...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:15pm
  • I can vouch for it...Know the dude that posted it...It's 100% real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:48pm
  • He must want you to skull fuck his wife....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:52pm
  • this is totally fake. who did you text this to? you a-holes are making this less funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Wow, what an A-hole.

    Submitted by Authoress on Oct 20, 10 at 3:59am
  • Stole this from Dane Cook. . .wow for once someone stole a joke from Dane Cook . . instead of the other way around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:50am
  • That's how shit is ran in Baltimore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:51am
  • i dont blame him. sometimes you just have the urge to skull fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:45pm
  • The best txt ever! I love this one. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:22am
  • you're an idiot. not vodka's fault, YOUR fault.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:00am
  • what an idiot! if this is real he totally deserved to get fired

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Chicks with one eye are hot. That empty eye socket is like a 4th hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:02pm
  • You sir are amazing.

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:35pm
  • Nice work, you Tucker Max wannabe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:24am
  • Bullshit....they put this fake ass text up and refuse to post my legit texts my buddy and I exchanged after running a train on a girl with a jesus fish tattoo on her vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:50pm
  • when did any of that thought seem like a good idea?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:34pm
  • ocular penatration FTL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:03pm
  • I love this txt. Hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:07am
  • By far the best txt on TFLN ever. Love it.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 1, 10 at 6:24pm
  • hope the vodka was al ot smoother than your talking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:29pm
  • fake! and if it's real you are stupid! grow up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:39pm
  • LOL real or fake still funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:00am
  • vp= vice president. seek help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Ummmm, Deet Dee Dee 4:03.....Vice President!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:18pm
  • You have only yourself to blame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:34pm
  • skullfuck does not mean usually mean mouth.... I would go for an eyesocket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:49pm
  • only a guy would be that stupid, vodka or not that's taking it too far. Who the hell skull fucks anymore? Really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:25pm
  • who cares if its real or not. i laughed my ass off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:57am
  • This sounds like something my ex-roommate would do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:00pm
  • If any douchebag tried to skullfuck me, I'd walk away with part of his dick in my teeth. I control the head, not men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:09pm
  • fuck all of the "fake" people. stop being thundercunts and stop trolling. I could care less if it was fake, it was funny as fuck.

    Submitted by [][][] on Jun 28, 10 at 4:07am
  • that seemed like an FML....so not cool dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:44pm
  • hahahahahaha!!! Love vodka, even more now because this text made my whole day, way to go Vodka haha!

    Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 2, 10 at 12:31am
  • 4:18, you spelled dee dee dee wrong, you dee dee dee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:34am
  • Wow thanks to this complete jack ass, there is now one more available job in this shitty economy. U sir are an enormous ass pirate.

    Submitted by mistyv on Jun 21, 10 at 2:36am
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