So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
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I call bullshit on this one.
yeah, bullshit.. no one is this dumb. no matter how drunk.
Actually know of a guy that sent me a similar text with the same area code in Maryland. The story was total truth, he got fired...
I can vouch for it...Know the dude that posted it...It's 100% real.
He must want you to skull fuck his wife....
this is totally fake. who did you text this to?
you a-holes are making this less funny.
i dont blame him. sometimes you just have the urge to skull fuck
you're an idiot. not vodka's fault, YOUR fault.
Wow, what an A-hole.
That's how shit is ran in Baltimore
The best txt ever! I love this one. Haha.
Stole this from Dane Cook. . .wow for once someone stole a joke from Dane Cook . . instead of the other way around
Nice work, you Tucker Max wannabe.
what an idiot! if this is real he totally deserved to get fired
Chicks with one eye are hot. That empty eye socket is like a 4th hole.
You sir are amazing.
when did any of that thought seem like a good idea?
Bullshit....they put this fake ass text up and refuse to post my legit texts my buddy and I exchanged after running a train on a girl with a jesus fish tattoo on her vag.
ocular penatration FTL
By far the best txt on TFLN ever. Love it.
hope the vodka was al ot smoother than your talking.
I love this txt. Hahaha.
fake! and if it's real you are stupid! grow up!
who cares if its real or not. i laughed my ass off
LOL real or fake still funny
vp= vice president.
You have only yourself to blame.
Ummmm, Deet Dee Dee 4:03.....Vice President!
skullfuck does not mean usually mean mouth.... I would go for an eyesocket
only a guy would be that stupid, vodka or not that's taking it too far. Who the hell skull fucks anymore? Really.
This sounds like something my ex-roommate would do.
If any douchebag tried to skullfuck me, I'd walk away with part of his dick in my teeth. I control the head, not men.
fuck all of the "fake" people. stop being thundercunts and stop trolling. I could care less if it was fake, it was funny as fuck.
that seemed like an FML....so not cool dude
hahahahahaha!!! Love vodka, even more now because this text made my whole day, way to go Vodka haha!
4:18, you spelled dee dee dee wrong, you dee dee dee.
Wow thanks to this complete jack ass, there is now one more available job in this shitty economy. U sir are an enormous ass pirate.