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  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 10, 11 at 11:56am

    I bet you were sad when you woke up from that one...

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      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 10, 11 at 5:59pm

      brilliant, Taipan

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 10, 11 at 11:23am

    Weirdest? Try most awesome! Next time she's over she's taking the midnight express to pound town

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    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 10, 11 at 12:06pm

    I think it's fair to say she's a keeper, at least until she stabs you through a shower curtain

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 10, 11 at 2:02pm

    oh mom

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    Submitted by Eag1e92 on Mar 10, 11 at 4:32pm

    God I hope you at least know this girl.....

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    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 10, 11 at 11:20pm

    Jared: lying, not lieing. OP: weirdest. do people forget grammar/spelling/English after high school? fuck.

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    Submitted by 406JaguarCheetah on Mar 10, 11 at 12:56pm

    You win sir, you win.

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    Submitted by mrOysterhead on Mar 10, 11 at 10:24pm

    #winning

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    Submitted by tide5 on Mar 12, 11 at 5:06pm

    i think the homeless girl just wanted a shower

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    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Mar 10, 11 at 7:06pm

    What time does your mom get off work?

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 10, 11 at 1:46pm

    This is obviously fake, it's a trap!

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      Submitted by hahahaha22 on Mar 10, 11 at 7:29pm

      you clearly have WAY too much time on your hands to be sitting at a computer writing "this is obviously fake, blah blah blah" get a life :)

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    Submitted by tyty_ty on Mar 28, 11 at 1:08am

    What was your mom doin out of the house?

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    Submitted by sweetfeet8 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:10pm

    Didn't what you say take you more time to write then what he said?

  • 42 57
    Submitted by famlytree on Mar 11, 11 at 10:47pm

    Until you got herpes

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    Submitted by metrolax on Mar 10, 11 at 4:37pm

    She probably has the HIV

  • 47 68
    Submitted by tide5 on Mar 12, 11 at 5:09pm

    the price she paid for a warm shower...

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    Submitted by jk72 on Dec 10, 11 at 8:24pm

    get her done

  • 42 68
    Submitted by daddyfatsack on Mar 21, 11 at 9:44am

    I worship you and your incredible good fortune

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    Submitted by Jaredlh19 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:28pm

    Stop lieing that was your uncle knocking on his door on his house that you live in so he could blow you ya shmuck

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    Submitted by muireann04 on Mar 11, 11 at 7:32pm

    Added to fave's for Taipan's nice reply lol

  • Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 10, 11 at 11:42am

    No anal = sexual fail