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  • 100 58
    Submitted by maskedman on May 30, 10 at 8:41pm
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    Jack Daniels: You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time.

  • 82 64
    Submitted by MHHMHHMHH on May 30, 10 at 8:03pm
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    Lololololol whiskey dick

  • 75 59
    Submitted by relief_md on May 30, 10 at 10:26pm
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    Bros before Ho's

  • 73 57
    Submitted by ClarkKent661 on May 31, 10 at 10:43am
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    You might even fight a nigga or 2. MMMhmmmmmm bitch!

  • 74 61
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 30, 10 at 8:52pm
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    People like grimjoww are what's wrong with the world. Fuckin haters.

  • 60 45
    Submitted by olemiss13 on May 30, 10 at 10:16pm
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    Crazy, the same shot happened to me last night.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 30, 10 at 10:39pm
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    Whisky dick is your friend..saves u from grenades

  • 75 89
    Submitted by grimmjow321 on May 30, 10 at 8:10pm
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    Stop thinking with your dick then dumbass.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by pancakess on May 31, 10 at 2:20am
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    Bakersfield holllllllaaaaa

  • 56 55
    Submitted by R0XANNE on Jun 1, 10 at 1:34am
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    CHASE??!

    • 11 32
      Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:36am
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      You rang?

    • 10 28
      Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 28, 11 at 11:04am
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      Sorry, that may have been confusing. Yes, I am Chase and no, this was not me. But it easily could have been.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on May 30, 10 at 10:56pm
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    You might even fight a nigga or two

  • 52 60
    Submitted by trigger10 on Jun 1, 10 at 10:31am
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    Haha that's a damn good rule BC after that much every girl looks like a supermodel haha

  • 52 64
    Submitted by joshua4793 on Jun 18, 10 at 5:35am
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    "one more drink and I might be fucking you tonight"

  • 39 44
    Submitted by UniKid14 on Jun 1, 10 at 2:01am
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    Literally the best words anyone has EVER spoken...

  • 54 74
    Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on May 30, 10 at 9:24pm
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    7 three 2 seven 7 eight 4 one 4 seven

  • 55 78
    Submitted by 6one3 on May 30, 10 at 9:18pm
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    Mens asses

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 9:38pm
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    Hahahahaha

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymity on May 31, 10 at 10:32am
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    8:41, Sam Jackson Beer! :D

  • 48 68
    Submitted by AndyM on May 31, 10 at 8:02am
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    Nothing but a bunch of alcoholics growing up in this world. The world is doomed...

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Brownmma on May 31, 10 at 3:32am
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    jack has been my best friend.. i've done anal.. all because of JD

  • 51 77
    Submitted by 69_Charger on May 30, 10 at 9:52pm
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    A fith isn't even that much!!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by tazz36 on May 30, 10 at 10:55pm
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    Append rule, blow jobs before an durin keep u with a clear head and me with a good start for the weekend, what are fiends for lol

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 12, 11 at 3:57pm
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    Nope, sorry, the Chase you're thinking of has a 708 area code.

  • 17 23
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Jan 4, 12 at 6:20pm
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    Even if it's Angelina Jolie?

  • 14 34
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:38am
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    Sorry, that may have been confusing. Yes, I am Chase and no, this was not me. But it easily could have been.