new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Jack Daniels: You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time.
Crazy, the same shot happened to me last night.
Lololololol whiskey dick
You might even fight a nigga or 2. MMMhmmmmmm bitch!
Whisky dick is your friend..saves u from grenades
Bros before Ho's
People like grimjoww are what's wrong with the world. Fuckin haters.
Nope, sorry, the Chase you're thinking of has a 708 area code.
Stop thinking with your dick then dumbass.
Sorry, that may have been confusing. Yes, I am Chase and no, this was not me. But it easily could have been.
You might even fight a nigga or two
7 three 2 seven 7 eight 4 one 4 seven
Append rule, blow jobs before an durin keep u with a clear head and me with a good start for the weekend, what are fiends for lol
Nothing but a bunch of alcoholics growing up in this world. The world is doomed...
Haha that's a damn good rule BC after that much every girl looks like a supermodel haha
Literally the best words anyone has EVER spoken...
A fith isn't even that much!!
"one more drink and I might be fucking you tonight"
jack has been my best friend.. i've done anal.. all because of JD
8:41, Sam Jackson Beer! :D
Even if it's Angelina Jolie?