new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Whisky dick is your friend..saves u from grenades
Jack Daniels: You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time.
People like grimjoww are what's wrong with the world. Fuckin haters.
Lololololol whiskey dick
Crazy, the same shot happened to me last night.
You might even fight a nigga or two
Bros before Ho's
You might even fight a nigga or 2. MMMhmmmmmm bitch!
Nope, sorry, the Chase you're thinking of has a 708 area code.
Append rule, blow jobs before an durin keep u with a clear head and me with a good start for the weekend, what are fiends for lol
7 three 2 seven 7 eight 4 one 4 seven
Sorry, that may have been confusing. Yes, I am Chase and no, this was not me. But it easily could have been.
Stop thinking with your dick then dumbass.
Nothing but a bunch of alcoholics growing up in this world. The world is doomed...
jack has been my best friend.. i've done anal.. all because of JD
Haha that's a damn good rule BC after that much every girl looks like a supermodel haha
Literally the best words anyone has EVER spoken...
A fith isn't even that much!!
8:41, Sam Jackson Beer! :D
"one more drink and I might be fucking you tonight"
Even if it's Angelina Jolie?