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  new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.

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• Whisky dick is your friend..saves u from grenades

  Submitted by charlesdickins on May 30, 10 at 10:39pm

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• Jack Daniels: You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time.

  Submitted by maskedman on May 30, 10 at 8:41pm

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• Lololololol whiskey dick

  Submitted by MHHMHHMHH on May 30, 10 at 8:03pm

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• People like grimjoww are what's wrong with the world. Fuckin haters.

  Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 30, 10 at 8:52pm

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• Crazy, the same shot happened to me last night.

  Submitted by olemiss13 on May 30, 10 at 10:16pm

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• Bros before Ho's

  Submitted by relief_md on May 30, 10 at 10:26pm

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• You might even fight a nigga or 2. MMMhmmmmmm bitch!

  Submitted by ClarkKent661 on May 31, 10 at 10:43am

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• You might even fight a nigga or two

  Submitted by guitarfreak664 on May 30, 10 at 10:56pm

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• Mens asses

  Submitted by 6one3 on May 30, 10 at 9:18pm

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• Nope, sorry, the Chase you're thinking of has a 708 area code.

  Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 12, 11 at 3:57pm

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• Append rule, blow jobs before an durin keep u with a clear head and me with a good start for the weekend, what are fiends for lol

  Submitted by tazz36 on May 30, 10 at 10:55pm

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• CHASE??!

  Submitted by R0XANNE on Jun 1, 10 at 1:34am

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  • You rang?

    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:36am

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  • Sorry, that may have been confusing. Yes, I am Chase and no, this was not me. But it easily could have been.

    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 28, 11 at 11:04am

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• 7 three 2 seven 7 eight 4 one 4 seven

  Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on May 30, 10 at 9:24pm

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• Stop thinking with your dick then dumbass.

  Submitted by grimmjow321 on May 30, 10 at 8:10pm

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• Nothing but a bunch of alcoholics growing up in this world. The world is doomed...

  Submitted by AndyM on May 31, 10 at 8:02am

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• jack has been my best friend.. i've done anal.. all because of JD

  Submitted by Brownmma on May 31, 10 at 3:32am

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• Haha that's a damn good rule BC after that much every girl looks like a supermodel haha

  Submitted by trigger10 on Jun 1, 10 at 10:31am

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• A fith isn't even that much!!

  Submitted by 69_Charger on May 30, 10 at 9:52pm

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• Bakersfield holllllllaaaaa

  Submitted by pancakess on May 31, 10 at 2:20am

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• Hahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 9:38pm

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• Literally the best words anyone has EVER spoken...

  Submitted by UniKid14 on Jun 1, 10 at 2:01am

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• "one more drink and I might be fucking you tonight"

  Submitted by joshua4793 on Jun 18, 10 at 5:35am

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• 8:41, Sam Jackson Beer! :D

  Submitted by Anonymity on May 31, 10 at 10:32am

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• Even if it's Angelina Jolie?

  Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Jan 4, 12 at 6:20pm

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• Sorry, that may have been confusing. Yes, I am Chase and no, this was not me. But it easily could have been.

  Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:38am

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