This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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I bet she says that to all the boys. Be careful not to get lost in her vag...
Yes, she was lost all right... lost in the fantasy of marrying you and bearing your 6 blue eyed children. Run.
Blue eyes suck. Green eyed people are much better in the sack!
haha good news for me
Beautiful eyes can stop traffic. I totally understand this text. Doesn't mean he deserves to "lay pipe". Beautiful eyes doesn't equal great Lover.
CAN I MEET YOU?!?
Hahaha laying pipe... Classy!
Welcome to my life :)
Can't blame her. Blue eyes are amazing.
Hahaha I love this. ADD fer sure!!!
haha...we just steal cheesy pick up lines from guys and turn it around on them. works like a charm.
What plumbing company do you work for? Are they hiring.
That's how my hubby got me. We've been together 10 years and my mom still comments on his eyes. Our son got them too.
Blue eyes are hypnotic especially if the guys tall dark and handsome
@ Cheeerleeader - you should see my crystal blue eyes! My eyes will make you do back flips!
More like ADDerall...she was spacing out
You're boyfriend is a gehy
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agreed to agreeing.
well, can't agree to disagree here, because that would mean i'm disagreeing with the agreement. so...i agree to the agreement that there was agreeing from me.
I wonder if " laying pipe" means he's gonna stick his dick n a vacumn cleaner hose!!!! :)
I've definetly done that before while talking to a guy with gorgeous blue eyes!
Agreed w/ Lynn, that's cllex ADD
My boyfriend has those crystal blue eyes. ;)
CAN I MEET YOU!?!
My boufriend has the most gorgeous fucking eyes I've ever seen, that was one of the things that made me start liking him.
bright blue eyes on a guy are a win foooorsure. ive forgotten what i was talking about before, belieeeeve that.