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  • Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:38am

    I bet she says that to all the boys. Be careful not to get lost in her vag...

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 4, 10 at 10:39am

    Its ADD

  • Submitted by tmak on Jun 4, 10 at 9:04pm

    Yes, she was lost all right... lost in the fantasy of marrying you and bearing your 6 blue eyed children. Run.

  • Submitted by boboclownsykins on Jun 5, 10 at 3:33am

    Blue eyes suck. Green eyed people are much better in the sack!

  • Submitted by KesJaye on Jun 4, 10 at 2:10pm

    Beautiful eyes can stop traffic. I totally understand this text. Doesn't mean he deserves to "lay pipe". Beautiful eyes doesn't equal great Lover.

  • Submitted by channel151 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:57am


  • Submitted by Okie20 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:23pm

    Hahaha laying pipe... Classy!

  • Submitted by IDontWantOne on Jun 5, 10 at 6:33pm

    Welcome to my life :)

  • Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 4, 10 at 7:33pm

    Hahaha I love this. ADD fer sure!!!

  • Submitted by Samia on Jun 4, 10 at 6:53pm

    Can't blame her. Blue eyes are amazing.

  • Submitted by lacey1111 on Jun 5, 10 at 4:34am

    haha...we just steal cheesy pick up lines from guys and turn it around on them. works like a charm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 10:57pm

    What plumbing company do you work for? Are they hiring.

  • Submitted by hockeyhouse on Jun 4, 10 at 7:52pm

    That's how my hubby got me. We've been together 10 years and my mom still comments on his eyes. Our son got them too.

  • Submitted by britney09 on Jun 6, 10 at 6:52am

    Blue eyes are hypnotic especially if the guys tall dark and handsome

  • Submitted by enitenite on Jun 4, 10 at 5:37pm

    @ Cheeerleeader - you should see my crystal blue eyes! My eyes will make you do back flips!

  • Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:04pm

    More like ADDerall...she was spacing out

  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on Jun 4, 10 at 10:32am

    You're boyfriend is a gehy

    • Submitted by Br34kthr0ugh420 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:23pm

      For my sanity, can you PLEASE learn how to spell your/you're, there/their/they're, and use them in the correct form, before attempting to comment on any submission on the interne?. To help you understand, The Oatmeal will take over from here.\n

      • Submitted by shwastedd on Jun 4, 10 at 1:55pm


        • Submitted by MoFruity on Jun 4, 10 at 5:11pm

          agreed to agreeing.

          • Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:59pm

            well, can't agree to disagree here, because that would mean i'm disagreeing with the agreement. so...i agree to the agreement that there was agreeing from me.

  • Submitted by stressedout on Jun 5, 10 at 8:47am

    I wonder if " laying pipe" means he's gonna stick his dick n a vacumn cleaner hose!!!! :)

  • Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 5, 10 at 3:39am

    I've definetly done that before while talking to a guy with gorgeous blue eyes!

  • Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on Jun 4, 10 at 10:20am

    My boyfriend has those crystal blue eyes. ;)

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 6, 10 at 3:54am

    Agreed w/ Lynn, that's cllex ADD

  • Submitted by channel151 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:55am


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 2:41pm

    11:38... Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 20, 12 at 7:31am

    My boufriend has the most gorgeous fucking eyes I've ever seen, that was one of the things that made me start liking him.

  • Submitted by iloatheyou on Jun 28, 12 at 4:31am

    bright blue eyes on a guy are a win foooorsure. ive forgotten what i was talking about before, belieeeeve that.