You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • I bet she says that to all the boys. Be careful not to get lost in her vag...

    Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:38am
  • Its ADD

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 4, 10 at 10:39am
  • Yes, she was lost all right... lost in the fantasy of marrying you and bearing your 6 blue eyed children. Run.

    Submitted by tmak on Jun 4, 10 at 9:04pm
  • Hahaha laying pipe... Classy!

    Submitted by Okie20 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:23pm
  • Blue eyes suck. Green eyed people are much better in the sack!

    Submitted by boboclownsykins on Jun 5, 10 at 3:33am
  • Beautiful eyes can stop traffic. I totally understand this text. Doesn't mean he deserves to "lay pipe". Beautiful eyes doesn't equal great Lover.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jun 4, 10 at 2:10pm

    Submitted by channel151 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:57am
  • Welcome to my life :)

    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Jun 5, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Hahaha I love this. ADD fer sure!!!

    Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 4, 10 at 7:33pm
  • haha...we just steal cheesy pick up lines from guys and turn it around on them. works like a charm.

    Submitted by lacey1111 on Jun 5, 10 at 4:34am
  • What plumbing company do you work for? Are they hiring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 10:57pm
  • Can't blame her. Blue eyes are amazing.

    Submitted by Samia on Jun 4, 10 at 6:53pm
  • That's how my hubby got me. We've been together 10 years and my mom still comments on his eyes. Our son got them too.

    Submitted by hockeyhouse on Jun 4, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Blue eyes are hypnotic especially if the guys tall dark and handsome

    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 6, 10 at 6:52am
  • @ Cheeerleeader - you should see my crystal blue eyes! My eyes will make you do back flips!

    Submitted by enitenite on Jun 4, 10 at 5:37pm
  • More like ADDerall...she was spacing out

    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:04pm
  • You're boyfriend is a gehy

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Jun 4, 10 at 10:32am
    • For my sanity, can you PLEASE learn how to spell your/you're, there/their/they're, and use them in the correct form, before attempting to comment on any submission on the interne?. To help you understand, The Oatmeal will take over from here.\n

      Submitted by Br34kthr0ugh420 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:23pm
      • agreed

        Submitted by shwastedd on Jun 4, 10 at 1:55pm
        • agreed to agreeing.

          Submitted by MoFruity on Jun 4, 10 at 5:11pm
          • well, can't agree to disagree here, because that would mean i'm disagreeing with the agreement. so...i agree to the agreement that there was agreeing from me.

            Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:59pm
  • I've definetly done that before while talking to a guy with gorgeous blue eyes!

    Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 5, 10 at 3:39am
  • I wonder if " laying pipe" means he's gonna stick his dick n a vacumn cleaner hose!!!! :)

    Submitted by stressedout on Jun 5, 10 at 8:47am
  • My boufriend has the most gorgeous fucking eyes I've ever seen, that was one of the things that made me start liking him.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 20, 12 at 7:31am
  • My boyfriend has those crystal blue eyes. ;)

    Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on Jun 4, 10 at 10:20am
  • Agreed w/ Lynn, that's cllex ADD

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 6, 10 at 3:54am

    Submitted by channel151 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:55am
  • 11:38... Hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 2:41pm
  • bright blue eyes on a guy are a win foooorsure. ive forgotten what i was talking about before, belieeeeve that.

    Submitted by iloatheyou on Jun 28, 12 at 4:31am