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  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 10:55am

    7 year old? this changes my plan drastically... do you like popsicles? then you need to come down to my cellar! i have a whoooole freezer, fuuullll of popsicles!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 14, 11 at 9:15pm

    your mommy and daddy give you $100 to start a lemonade stand. you end up having $1 left over. so next year, you'll be 8, and they will give you $99 because that's what they think it costs to run your lemonade stand...

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    Submitted by yfz501 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:31am

    It's not imagining if it's true, which if they have to explain it that way, it is true.

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 14, 11 at 10:50am

    Rufies - cocktail, penis - vagina

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    Submitted by DuFF12891 on Mar 19, 11 at 12:28am

    We drink until we can no longer drink. Then we drink some more

  • Submitted by kayleighxamanda on Mar 14, 11 at 11:32am

    rip off from the office quote...