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  • It only annoys me in the sense that I get messages from guys from high school and random boys asking me out, assuming my five year relationship with a girl is just my best friend and a sense of humor... Otherwise I don't care...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:43am
  • it's annoying as hell... I'm a lesbian and it pisses me off when girls are like, "OMG I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BFF HAHAHA WE ARE SO COOL" seriously, no one cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:51am
  • It definitely does piss me off. Then when I am in a relationship with a girl they think it's a joke..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:15am
  • 11:42- Don't be mad bc I get more pussy than you do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:44am
  • Lesbians are good for me, and they can rub the lotion all over my skin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:22am
  • @5:25: YES! "lesbian porn" is absolutely ridiculous and annoying. but that's another story for another day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:59pm
  • David, the best thing you can do for your future sex partner is to apply pressure on her clit with your thumb while you thrust inside her. Vaginal intercourse is NOT enough for the majority of heterosexual women, and I'm convinced having a male partner who revolves around his penis is the reason they experience so much sexual dysfunction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:14am
  • God. YES it DOES annoy us. At least me. I don't know if I can speak for any other lesbians. It always makes me wonder about their sexuality too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Balls McLongcock says: Dont be a fool, stick to anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:23am
  • NB: Advice, not 'Advuce'. Regards, David S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:08am
  • Spare us all the life story 3:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:58am
  • It does annoy me. High school/college freshman girls who do this are lame. It's kinda devaluing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:34pm
  • not pulling your leg at all. some women prefer it much much more. i myself am a fan of both, but we're all different. you'll learn who likes what on your own, but dont rush. it will be a whole lot better for both of you when youre actually ready -4:37

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:16am
  • I think we're missing the main point here. Facebook believes in marriage equality! Let's preserve marriage equality in Maine! Vote NO on 1!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Why would it annoys lesbians to see girls in relationships with girls on fb? We support our own kind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:23am
    • I believe the OP is referring to girls that jokingly put "in a relationship" with a female friend but are "interested in" men.

      Submitted by anonymous8889 on Oct 11, 10 at 9:01am
  • IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:21am
  • 12:04.. I highly doubt that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:17pm
  • I want that on a bumper sticker: Straight People Lack Imagination.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:11pm
  • as a lesbian: yeah, it really does. 1) it makes real girl-girl relationships seem less legit and more importantly 2) then i can't tell whether i can hit on you if you break up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:26pm
  • also, never get your answers about lesbian sex from straight porno. i would never let a woman near my vagina with fingernails that long. ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Ugh for everyone saying lesbians just don't know cock, I'm a lesbian bc that's what I don't like about men. So stfu bc I'm not going to try it and you're only making your own dicks look worse. Seriously. No dicks. Just chicks. K thnx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:04am
  • Oh God, the French manicures! One finger in, tongue lightly touching the clit, and a vigorous shaking of the head... Do porn stars do it wrong on purpose? Like to prove to straight men, "See, this is all for you, we love cock and we can't even have real sex with each other!" I don't get it, it's so unsexy and unintentionally hilarious. I lost respect for straight men who get off on something so awful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:12pm
  • I worked at a Portland feminist sex shop for a year, 12:10, and it wasn't the lesbians who liked the dildos. Not that there was much cock-like about them. All the different styles, textures, shapes, and sizes...far from the real thing. And in many cases, far better than the real thing. Okay, don't shoot me. I think we need to let these assholes watch like they always beg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:20am
  • 1:37, scissoring is one of MANY MANY lesbian sex positions. And as a bi girl, I can say that lesbians make better lovers because you have to concentrate on getting the other person off - it's not enough that just you get off. Some guys think sex ends with ejaculation. ...No.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:25pm
  • It's actually really anoying when I know that two girls on facebook do that.. Cuz it's just to get guys attention or turn them on. And wing a lesbian zz that's te last thing I ever care to do. So yes very fucking annoying even when the hurls are my Friends.. They think it's funny and I Just think... Your the reason why I believe bisexuality is a trend and I disrespect you So Much more now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:46am
  • anyone who gets annoyed by facebook statuses needs to spend more time outside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Fingers move in all directions, hands can twist and move up and down, adding or subtracting fingers changes size, and so on. I'd like to see a penis try that. And we never have to worry about not getting it up or refractory periods. Lesbian sex is satisfying to the point of exhaustion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:13am
  • Hello TFLNers, I thought I would wade into this interesting and insightful debate. I have a question for Ms 1:20 - but how can lesbians have sex without a dildo or something like that going inside them? Or do they simply abstain from sex altogether like monks do? Kind regards, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:01am
  • or else it gets the hose again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:21am
  • I just wish there was a "in a bromance" option

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:28am
  • here, here! @ 12:33 I'm a straight girl who loves oral! Penis is nice - it just doesn't get the job done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Thanks for the advice 4:37 ;) . I will take it in board and be a better lover because of it! Cheerfully, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:44am
  • *married to a woman (Sorry I missed that when I was posting)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:42am
  • It rub the lesbian on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. ...and then it posts pix of the encounter on facebook, or videos (if available) on youtube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:07pm
  • if you can't figure out how lesbians have sex (which isn't one simple answer) you should really do yourself a favor and stop fucking straight girls. stop looking at sex like a preschooler: round peg fits into round hole. it's boring. you insult us because we don't think insertion is the be all end all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:24pm
  • well it annoys the piss outta me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:29am
  • im totally with 5:25. be my friend too and 4:01, having something shoved in and out of you is not the finite definition of sex. havent you read all the posters saying they prefer clitoral stimulation anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:37am
  • Lmao im a lesbian and it doesnt bother me ,girla are girls they wanna experiment let them be if u wanna hook up with them then make a movr stop looking on facebook!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:30pm
  • i hate that!!!

    Submitted by hoopgirl07 on Feb 18, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Um I am married to one of my best girlfriends and we used have married on our fb relationship status and it wasn't to be cool and I don't get why something do small Is pissing ppl off and FYI I'm also bi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Yeah, it's annoying as fuck. I'm a lesbian. It's a fact.

    Submitted by bienlunee on May 1, 10 at 12:15pm
  • To be honest Ms/Mr 4:37, I am actually a virgin and would class myself as pretty naive in these matters. I don't watch porn (luckily) so I haven't been ill informed, merely uninformed. Whatever advuce you guys give would be mpst appreciated (although I hope you're not pulling my leg over this clitoral stimulus business). Thanks again, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:07am
  • 12:20 its like if you get two pairs of scisscors, spread them open... And then sort of thrust/flail wildly the middle bits together. Lesbos claim it makes more sense than the old penis in the hole trick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:37pm
  • well cause girls who aren't lezbos do it...i know cause i did it when i was a freshmen in college...and it is annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:26am
  • It's all part of the lord god baby jesus' rich tapestry. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:37pm
  • it's facebook. get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:38pm
  • No one called First on this one?????? -619

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I dunno what it is but i'm a lesbian and it pisses me off too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Charles Rutherford is the bizarro version of David Schulberg - whereas schulberg is overly nice yet strangely funny, rutherford is overly crass and distinctly unfunny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:50am
  • They do, indeed, 11:45!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:51am
  • Charles Rutherford believes he will give a pussy lickin dike the samething daddy used to: a fat cock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:46am
  • Someone name one good thing that facebook has done for them? Then name the millions of bullshit drama that it has caused them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:20am
  • There's that, but there's also putting up a profile pic of yourself with a way hotter friend. Why do girls do this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:42am
  • Oprah's interviews with "late in life lesbians" say the same, 225. I have to say it makes me curious. I can see why the penis in the hole trick (as 137 so crudely put it) is not as satisfying as my male partner going down on me or fingering my G-spot, but I don't know that I could ever be intimate with another woman. Does it really taste like fish? Isn't it exhausting? I mean, I doubt you can just lay there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Yeah, I'm a lesbian, and it pisses me off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Nah lesbos prefer using dildos - they cant get off unless the have a cock-like apparatus inside them. PS im a "lesbian" like every other muppet poster here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:10am
  • Lesbians are just straight bitches who haven't met Chuck Norris's penis yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:42am
  • i still wanna know how lesbians have sex.... it just doesnt work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Are you seriously a lesbian 10:51? Can i please see your cootch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:00am
  • 1:26, I'm a bi girl and my straight roommate and I were "in an open relationship" for the hell of it. So when it ended you could totally have hit on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:36pm
  • The only thing better than two lesbians is two bi chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:46am
  • I'm a guy and I get more pussy than Ann you dukes so suck it bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:04pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:21am
  • Lesbians r cool unless they're like the bull dyke kind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:35am
  • Makes me laugh when girls are like "omg see we don't need the penis" cause guys are like "that's cool you two lesbos keep the show going"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:38pm