Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Wow, she sure is lucky to have found such a selfish dick.
Just wait till she tells everyone how bad you are in bed.
Dude put in some effort and make it a good time for the both of you!
This is obviously fake, nobody is ever this excited over sex!
Let her reverse cowboy you.
If u don't your just gonna end up being the one who is left alone on the bed with nothing to do but Jack off ok just put some effort
Sounds like he might be retardedly hungover or something honestly lol.
how does one have "some" sex? expound.
Depression, it affects everyone. Lol. Ur a dick,
I think this is awesome. texting pre-sex
Dude, there will be a day you wish you did better for her. Don't drink too many 40's.
Gee, this sounds just swell in comparison to having a partner that will work to please you. I just cannot wrap my head around why people wouldn't want to have sex with multiple randoms like this winner rather than that...
Watch this be her worst sex in her life........lol
Hey just do every disjointed text in caboose's voice from red vs blue. Awesome :)
Yawn. This is some boring ass shit.
Fake. Who says "have some sex" except a virgin?
I think I know this person... And he's HORRIBLE!!
It's shocking I know someone who would actually say this