Have some text gold?

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  • Wow, she sure is lucky to have found such a selfish dick.

    Submitted by CIT on Mar 4, 11 at 2:14pm
  • Just wait till she tells everyone how bad you are in bed.

    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 4, 11 at 11:08pm
  • Dude put in some effort and make it a good time for the both of you!

    Submitted by rel08 on Mar 4, 11 at 3:04pm
  • This is obviously fake, nobody is ever this excited over sex!

    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 4, 11 at 2:07pm
  • Let her reverse cowboy you.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 4, 11 at 3:17pm
  • If u don't your just gonna end up being the one who is left alone on the bed with nothing to do but Jack off ok just put some effort

    Submitted by stuffler on Mar 6, 11 at 12:58pm
  • Sounds like he might be retardedly hungover or something honestly lol.

    Submitted by Mme_Blonde on Mar 5, 11 at 4:06pm
  • Depression, it affects everyone. Lol. Ur a dick,

    Submitted by iletgoalsin69 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:32pm
  • I think this is awesome. texting pre-sex

    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 4, 11 at 2:47pm
  • how does one have "some" sex? expound.

    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 4, 11 at 3:44pm
  • Dude, there will be a day you wish you did better for her. Don't drink too many 40's.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 6, 11 at 8:19am
  • Gee, this sounds just swell in comparison to having a partner that will work to please you. I just cannot wrap my head around why people wouldn't want to have sex with multiple randoms like this winner rather than that...

    Submitted by Taipan on Mar 5, 11 at 3:42pm
  • Watch this be her worst sex in her life........lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 11 at 10:29am
  • Yawn. This is some boring ass shit.

    Submitted by niceman on Mar 5, 11 at 7:54pm
  • It's shocking I know someone who would actually say this

    Submitted by ninibaby12 on Mar 6, 11 at 11:44pm
  • Hey just do every disjointed text in caboose's voice from red vs blue. Awesome :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 11 at 5:01am
  • I think I know this person... And he's HORRIBLE!!

    Submitted by lorimay01 on Mar 21, 11 at 11:27pm
  • Fake. Who says "have some sex" except a virgin?

    Submitted by ponaxtw on Mar 4, 11 at 4:54pm