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  • Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 31, 11 at 11:39pm

    Ok, we'll call him "Dick" then.

  • Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:15pm

    I hate when girls name their dildo

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Dec 31, 11 at 8:00pm

    Let's not refer to her as Susan. That makes her seem like more than a collection of holes that I want to experience.

  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Dec 31, 11 at 9:12pm

    This text is super shallow - but it's actually more likable than a gold digger. Go get it girl.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 1, 12 at 1:56am

    Sounds like my ex. She went from stripper to ho since is paid more.

  • Submitted by ostate06 on Jan 1, 12 at 1:31am

    happy new year from the 405

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 1, 12 at 1:00am

    Happy fucking new years oh mani. am way to fucjed up to be on tfln

  • Submitted by dustdog11 on Dec 31, 11 at 8:06pm

    Thats my name...