FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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edison nj. god this town sucks.
I'd much rather read funny unique texts like this any day over some pre-pubescent text on how high they are and who they're being statutory raped by.
Neither do I. Apparently only people who are hood die.
i've just been inspired to designate jobs at my funeral ahaha
middlesex county new jersey baby <3 gotta love us! =)
Ah, okay, that makes more sense.
jersey has too many fucking wiggers in it
stop trying to act hood if you are rich and white
Someone I know is doing almost the exact same thing! Only, their job is to drop to their knees, look up at the sky, shake their fists and scream, "Why God? Why?!!!!!"
Someone else's job is to make sure my mother doesn't put me in pink of yellow. I'll shuffle to the other side naked (I came out that way, so it isn't such a big deal) before I wear yellow.
732 is a lot of towns in jersey.
Don't knock EDI son. Probably New Brunswick Probably L Orso.
11:18pm....shutup, no one wants to hear your whining. I think it's hilarious....along with the "I'm dying, please wear something slutty to my funeral" post a few weeks back.
732, dirty jerz. thats how we roll.
jersey has too many wiggers??? what is this 1999?? haha wow people are corny
It's important to plan things well in advance.
4:45 is referring to the post at 4:42.
this is a classic statement!
other 4:37- me too.
is this a twin peaks reference?
That would be awesome to see.
I need someone to do that for me...bahaha
11:40, could totally be East Brunswick too.
This is definitely one of my best friends. Funny thing is, I almost sent it her because it's totally something we'd say to each other, then I saw the area code. Fantastic hahaha.
I love this ... but I don't get the 4:45 post.
What is that about?
Ocean County is also 732 :)
I'm from 732.. central jersey to be exactt <33... who the hell posted this.. ?
Assuming anyone will be at your funeral
this is fucking retarded. and should not be on this website. idiotic post
This was also funny when someone posted it as a bumper sticker on my Facebook a week ago.
Doesn't have to be Middlesex, could be
Monmouth too. 732 = Tinton Falls