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  • Submitted by cowboydave on Mar 12, 10 at 6:27am

    Be a man and just talk to her not dream about what she might look like naked

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 12, 10 at 6:27am

    Tell her your name, then ask hers. I think you can handle it from there

  • Submitted by thisnigga on Mar 12, 10 at 7:27am

    Say hi I don't Jack off to ur profile pic want to b friends

  • Submitted by FBIRem on Mar 12, 10 at 7:22am

    Introduce yourself as the guy who jacks-off to her yearbook pic. The perfect cover.

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    Submitted by codii on Mar 12, 10 at 8:50am

    First let's stop jacking to her profile pic.. Second DONT EVER MENTION THAT TO HER!!!!! and third just say hi..... And there ya go!

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    Submitted by 2late on Mar 12, 10 at 7:37pm

    guys seriously do this??!!!

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      Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 16, 10 at 1:54am

      You've probably been facebook masturbated to.. and you don't even know

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    Submitted by Allsports on Mar 12, 10 at 8:17am

    You say "hi, I'm pathetic"

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    Submitted by LebanonA on Mar 12, 10 at 8:52am

    LMAOO, that last comment was HILARIOUS. You should just start talking to her normally and tell her you want to be friends and see where it takes you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:46am

    Douchebags for some reason always get girls so do this... YO BITCH LEEMME GET IN YO PUSSAY BITCH!!!!!!! Then you get the "bitches" hahaha

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    Submitted by butteringbroseph on Mar 14, 10 at 1:35am

    I like answering ritorical questions like mostly everyone posting comments on this.

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    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 10:32pm

    Say her friends have awesome profiles

  • Submitted by wrestlingladayy2 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:29am

    uhh yah okay #1, the texts really are getting more lame. #2, i really dont know anyone who comes off as that kind of guy, so you might wanna stay indoors until you learn how to be normal.

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    Submitted by brownjd on Mar 12, 10 at 8:51am

    Good old Nashville TN kid.... Just don't tell her, she doesn't need to know that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:29am

    7:27 dam str8 that would guarentee he would get the pussy

  • Submitted by stev1995 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:09am

    you dont tell her

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    Submitted by BigCakes on Apr 6, 10 at 7:24pm

    Low blow

  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:35am

    tell her... she should be flattered... at least i would be

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    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 12, 10 at 5:13pm

    Hahaha 7:46