How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Be a man and just talk to her not dream about what she might look like naked
Say hi I don't Jack off to ur profile pic want to b friends
Tell her your name, then ask hers. I think you can handle it from there
Introduce yourself as the guy who jacks-off to her yearbook pic. The perfect cover.
First let's stop jacking to her profile pic.. Second DONT EVER MENTION THAT TO HER!!!!! and third just say hi..... And there ya go!
LMAOO, that last comment was HILARIOUS. You should just start talking to her normally and tell her you want to be friends and see where it takes you
guys seriously do this??!!!
You've probably been facebook masturbated to.. and you don't even know
You say "hi, I'm pathetic"
Say her friends have awesome profiles
uhh yah okay #1, the texts really are getting more lame. #2, i really dont know anyone who comes off as that kind of guy, so you might wanna stay indoors until you learn how to be normal.
you dont tell her
Douchebags for some reason always get girls so do this...
YO BITCH LEEMME GET IN YO PUSSAY BITCH!!!!!!!
Then you get the "bitches" hahaha
Good old Nashville TN kid.... Just don't tell her, she doesn't need to know that.
7:27 dam str8 that would guarentee he would get the pussy
I like answering ritorical questions like mostly everyone posting comments on this.
tell her... she should be flattered... at least i would be