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  • Be a man and just talk to her not dream about what she might look like naked

    Submitted by cowboydave on Mar 12, 10 at 6:27am
  • Say hi I don't Jack off to ur profile pic want to b friends

    Submitted by thisnigga on Mar 12, 10 at 7:27am
  • Introduce yourself as the guy who jacks-off to her yearbook pic. The perfect cover.

    Submitted by FBIRem on Mar 12, 10 at 7:22am
  • Tell her your name, then ask hers. I think you can handle it from there

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 12, 10 at 6:27am
  • First let's stop jacking to her profile pic.. Second DONT EVER MENTION THAT TO HER!!!!! and third just say hi..... And there ya go!

    Submitted by codii on Mar 12, 10 at 8:50am
  • LMAOO, that last comment was HILARIOUS. You should just start talking to her normally and tell her you want to be friends and see where it takes you

    Submitted by LebanonA on Mar 12, 10 at 8:52am
  • guys seriously do this??!!!

    Submitted by 2late on Mar 12, 10 at 7:37pm
  • You say "hi, I'm pathetic"

    Submitted by Allsports on Mar 12, 10 at 8:17am
  • Say her friends have awesome profiles

    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 10:32pm
  • uhh yah okay #1, the texts really are getting more lame. #2, i really dont know anyone who comes off as that kind of guy, so you might wanna stay indoors until you learn how to be normal.

    Submitted by wrestlingladayy2 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:29am
  • Douchebags for some reason always get girls so do this... YO BITCH LEEMME GET IN YO PUSSAY BITCH!!!!!!! Then you get the "bitches" hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:46am
  • you dont tell her

    Submitted by stev1995 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:09am
  • I like answering ritorical questions like mostly everyone posting comments on this.

    Submitted by butteringbroseph on Mar 14, 10 at 1:35am
  • 7:27 dam str8 that would guarentee he would get the pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:29am
  • Good old Nashville TN kid.... Just don't tell her, she doesn't need to know that.

    Submitted by brownjd on Mar 12, 10 at 8:51am
  • Low blow

    Submitted by BigCakes on Apr 6, 10 at 7:24pm
  • tell her... she should be flattered... at least i would be

    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:35am
  • Hahaha 7:46

    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 12, 10 at 5:13pm