I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"