You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Of course it's exagerated you idiots. OP was just saying the person peed for a really long time. Gah are you people never sarcastic with your friends?
And I give you a thumbs up sir.
Love the stories!!
Hahahahahha this is funny
I'm assuming the 5 minutes was an exaggeration. I remember counting on 1 of mine and it was like 215 and it felt like 10 minutes
At 401 and now op is peeing. Andbits not gonna stop. SO I TAKE OUT MY GUN!!!
Not funny. At all. We all watched the hangover so stop making stories from it
Why would everyone watch you pee? Was this a text sent to R. Kelly?
I believe it. Whenever I pop adderal I pee for at least a minute and a half at a time.
shut up... your not first
2:09 I love The Roots but how do they apply to this situation?
3:38 it is YOU'RE not first...you're=you are, your=belonging to you
I did that on a rd trip once, we were driving through some scary places and I held it for so long it was like a lake when I got done lmao
OP = Original Poster.
I push my seed in her bush for life, It's gonna work because I'm pushin it right.
thats not weird at all
5 minutes straight... it's hard not to call 'fake' on this one.
5 minutes might be possible............If he has prostate trouble
And after an epic piss like that you people did clap for him as he tryed to take a nap right?!
this is either way exaggerated or way fake
That would be hilarious to see.
IM CALLIN BOVICE! WE BOUT TO RUN A TRAIN ON YOU!!
Not used to seeing 2010 on the post dates. =\
And I've done this before, the piss. Not the thumbs up.
dude i just took a wild piss and it was green, it was like kool aid
Maybe he has a small dick so he has a small dickhole so it takes longer for him to piss
Better then my friend who peed green. Idk what his underage whiskey was spiked with.