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  • Of course it's exagerated you idiots. OP was just saying the person peed for a really long time. Gah are you people never sarcastic with your friends?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:11pm
  • And I give you a thumbs up sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:34pm
  • Hahahahahha this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:39pm
  • AWESOME!!! Love the stories!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:48pm
  • I'm assuming the 5 minutes was an exaggeration. I remember counting on 1 of mine and it was like 215 and it felt like 10 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Not funny. At all. We all watched the hangover so stop making stories from it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:40pm
  • At 401 and now op is peeing. Andbits not gonna stop. SO I TAKE OUT MY GUN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:01pm
  • Why would everyone watch you pee? Was this a text sent to R. Kelly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:01pm
  • 2:09 I love The Roots but how do they apply to this situation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:37am
  • I believe it. Whenever I pop adderal I pee for at least a minute and a half at a time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:17am
  • shut up... your not first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:38pm
  • 3:38 it is YOU'RE not first...you're=you are, your=belonging to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:26pm
  • OP = Original Poster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:56pm
  • And after an epic piss like that you people did clap for him as he tryed to take a nap right?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:33pm
  • I did that on a rd trip once, we were driving through some scary places and I held it for so long it was like a lake when I got done lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:06am
  • I push my seed in her bush for life, It's gonna work because I'm pushin it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:09am
  • thats not weird at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:31pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:06pm
  • That would be hilarious to see.

    Submitted by iHaveNoLife on Jul 2, 10 at 11:19am
  • this is either way exaggerated or way fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:40pm
  • 5 minutes straight... it's hard not to call 'fake' on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:35pm
  • 5 minutes might be possible............If he has prostate trouble 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:15am
  • IM CALLIN BOVICE! WE BOUT TO RUN A TRAIN ON YOU!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Not used to seeing 2010 on the post dates. =\ And I've done this before, the piss. Not the thumbs up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:19pm
  • dude i just took a wild piss and it was green, it was like kool aid

    Submitted by joshemane on Apr 5, 10 at 1:01am
  • Maybe he has a small dick so he has a small dickhole so it takes longer for him to piss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Better then my friend who peed green. Idk what his underage whiskey was spiked with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:52am