You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Of course it's exagerated you idiots. OP was just saying the person peed for a really long time. Gah are you people never sarcastic with your friends?
Hahahahahha this is funny
And I give you a thumbs up sir.
Love the stories!!
I'm assuming the 5 minutes was an exaggeration. I remember counting on 1 of mine and it was like 215 and it felt like 10 minutes
Not funny. At all. We all watched the hangover so stop making stories from it
At 401 and now op is peeing. Andbits not gonna stop. SO I TAKE OUT MY GUN!!!
Why would everyone watch you pee? Was this a text sent to R. Kelly?
2:09 I love The Roots but how do they apply to this situation?
shut up... your not first
3:38 it is YOU'RE not first...you're=you are, your=belonging to you
I believe it. Whenever I pop adderal I pee for at least a minute and a half at a time.
I did that on a rd trip once, we were driving through some scary places and I held it for so long it was like a lake when I got done lmao
OP = Original Poster.
And after an epic piss like that you people did clap for him as he tryed to take a nap right?!
I push my seed in her bush for life, It's gonna work because I'm pushin it right.
thats not weird at all
That would be hilarious to see.
this is either way exaggerated or way fake
5 minutes straight... it's hard not to call 'fake' on this one.
5 minutes might be possible............If he has prostate trouble
Not used to seeing 2010 on the post dates. =\
And I've done this before, the piss. Not the thumbs up.
IM CALLIN BOVICE! WE BOUT TO RUN A TRAIN ON YOU!!
dude i just took a wild piss and it was green, it was like kool aid
Maybe he has a small dick so he has a small dickhole so it takes longer for him to piss
Better then my friend who peed green. Idk what his underage whiskey was spiked with.