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  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 30, 10 at 11:26am

    "lovingly" being the key word.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 30, 10 at 11:10am

    No game but honest.

  • Submitted by dash3 on May 30, 10 at 11:29am

    gotta admit, I laughed.

  • Submitted by ViolentViolet on May 30, 10 at 4:44pm

    Cliff hanger! What did she say?

  • Submitted by STS130 on May 31, 10 at 1:53am

    Sometimes ya got to say, "I'm gonna fuck you..... Softly"

  • Submitted by Anonymous_ on May 30, 10 at 11:32am

    OP, do you really have to be told to say that nicely?! I would say that nicely every day of my life!

  • 93 80
    Submitted by 11:11 on May 31, 10 at 11:49pm

    This is a great text.

  • 93 80
    Submitted by thanigga on May 31, 10 at 12:32am

    itd give it to him, he tried, haa

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 11:13pm

    I always do the same to my boyfriend lol

  • Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on May 30, 10 at 5:15pm

    What if it was the girl asking it? 0_o

  • Submitted by ryno24 on May 30, 10 at 12:12pm

    Hopefully lovingly stick up her ass too!

  • 91 90
    Submitted by z28camaro67 on May 30, 10 at 11:14pm

    Best girl ever!!!!!

  • 86 89
    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 30, 10 at 1:36pm

    @millertime89 Actually, I've found that it's best if you take control in the bedroom

  • 88 95
    Submitted by florence2011 on May 30, 10 at 12:20pm

    Great offer lol. Jeez.

  • Submitted by millasaysha on May 30, 10 at 11:52am

    an honest man.

  • 81 83
    Submitted by bucketface on May 31, 10 at 5:18pm

    Lol, hilarious !! XD

  • 84 98
    Submitted by SgtSalt on May 30, 10 at 11:39pm

    Dom? Wendy?

  • 77 87
    Submitted by nicky9988 on May 31, 10 at 7:10am

    Ha ha rofl

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 30, 10 at 12:32pm

    Only in Colorado

  • 81 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 11:03am

    No game

  • Submitted by assassin on May 30, 10 at 1:28pm

    Fuck bitches, make money

  • Submitted by FunSizeLatina on May 31, 10 at 1:05pm

    I love it when a guy takes control... turns me oooon!!!

  • 75 90
    Submitted by HxCami10 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:12am

    oh Colorado how we do love you and your mild mannered inhabitants

  • 77 94
    Submitted by caisey656 on May 30, 10 at 1:18pm

    Lmfao aznasshole

  • 74 89
    Submitted by gl0691 on Jun 3, 10 at 12:35pm

    sooso good

  • 78 98
    Submitted by mm1988 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:46am

    actually had someone play the song when I asked to say it nicely\n\nI'm gonna Fuck you softly\nI'm gonna screw you gently\nI'm gonna hump you sweetly\nI'm gonna ball you discreetly\n\nepic

  • Submitted by disgurlroks on May 30, 10 at 2:10pm

    Ha to the point.\nsome girls like it straight up though, I do.

  • 74 92
    Submitted by notoriousGLT on May 30, 10 at 3:18pm

    Sounds like honesty is the best policy

  • Submitted by scubakevin on May 31, 10 at 1:47am

    Women always love a gentleman

  • 74 95
    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 3, 10 at 10:32am

    I hate when guys are nice, grow some ballls. Kthanks(:

  • 68 84
    Submitted by duke06 on Jun 4, 10 at 3:44am

    Love it lol

  • 73 95
    Submitted by J_Boogie on Jun 3, 10 at 11:14pm

    Everywhere I go, bitches always know, that J Boogie has got a weenie that he loves to show

  • Submitted by sge1212 on May 30, 10 at 11:06am

    lawlz

  • 67 86
    Submitted by mz_biatch on May 30, 10 at 9:58pm

    doesn't sound so hot when it's said like that...

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on May 30, 10 at 1:13pm

    I wish they woulda posted the first part of that text... It was most likely.... I want to bend you over and fuck the shit out of you!! I love it... I want this shirt

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 30, 10 at 6:58pm

    Same adverb twice weak

  • 68 98
    Submitted by 0803M on May 30, 10 at 10:04pm

    Haha now that's love

  • 63 91
    Submitted by IworkatUPS on Jun 1, 10 at 2:43am

    Classy

  • 58 83
    Submitted by raymond74 on Jun 19, 10 at 3:00pm

    I want this shirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 11:30am

    Constant disrespect to woman.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 8:10pm

    @1:53 Tenacious D FTW!!

  • Submitted by johnsmith on May 31, 10 at 4:18pm

    Never ask her. Take charge. Else she will never respect you as a man. Man up you sissy.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by nightmare_ftb on Jul 27, 11 at 9:29am

    IKillFirstPeople - i love you and you made my day ^_^

  • 51 81
    Submitted by that_mexican98 on Jun 9, 11 at 11:35pm

    Wow. Such love

  • Submitted by millertime89 on May 30, 10 at 1:16pm

    Most girls love getting treated like shit. If you're nice they get bored.

    • Submitted by TowerCrane on May 30, 10 at 1:24pm

      the key is to treat girls like shit but by following a certain code of ethics.

      • Submitted by hotassdancer on May 30, 10 at 1:37pm

        i'm glad you got girls figured out.

  • Submitted by laliria on Jun 1, 10 at 2:00am

    I feel like I've had this exact convo... And I have a 303 number. This is weirding me out.

  • Submitted by notoriousGLT on May 30, 10 at 3:20pm

    @hotassdancer. Hi

  • 55 98
    Submitted by BigJD725 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:14pm

    Points for charm