he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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I saved a kid the other day.. What do I get??? Put it in your ass? Deep throat?
You get charged for child molestation by the parents.
Did the turtle like his bj?
Bitch all you want, I'm saving more turtles haha
Fake or not, that text's lame. All tfln is talking about these days is guys deserving blowjobs for random shit they've done. Why not giving a bj for the pleasure of doing it instead of giving it as a reward?
Meh? Personally I care less about why and more about how many.
I just can't wrap my head around why everyone is getting so pissed off at a girl giving a blow job.
L O C A L S L A M P I G! Hahaha
there was another one of these where he quoted dr suess and deserved a bj. fake. and dumb m.
Well of course, who doesn't?
Bitches will find any excuse to suck a dick I guess...
Awwww yay for him!!!!
Not fake I posted this a few years back, she texted this to my buddy after I saved a snapper crossing the road and she was not my girlfriend just a random slut.
Score for a masshole slore
Fake or she's a slut
Why are you assuming that the guy isn't her boyfriend?
No he didn't
Now we can use it for soup!
Dumb as fuckk.
Uhmm , lets cheer this..S L U T whats that spell??? Veryy slutty !
This is definetly fake.. I recall reading a similar one. Lame.