Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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He's a regular William Shakespere.
If only you could choose a fancier font for text messages to go along with the class of this text.
Reply: "Thanks bro"
Why is this not a Hallmark card yet?
That is an excellent start to an apology. Flattery will get you everywhere.
Wonder how the rest of that convo went
Bowser, it doesn't help that you kidnap Princess Peach every other day
Either a total fool or balls of steel!
yep, and probably the only piece of ass you'll ever have. good work
I would love to get this apology
That's how I start all my apologies
and i'm sure she's dumb enough to believe he's being honest.
Unlike the previous post, I guess this guy didn't have the teeth marks on dick issue.
Most guys their only crime is telling women the truth that they can't handle.
It's all downhill from there.
LMFAO! Funniest thing I've seen all day
That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace...
Were?? Were!! Apology NOT accepted!
I would totally accept this apology :)
some dudes are always trying to ice skate uphill.....
This dude is lame girl was prolly fat
Second half went something like, "I'm forever grateful that I got to roam those hillsides."
Thank you. It's nice to see that I'm not the only one who both reads this site and watches Mad Men.