I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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This is obviously fake, women are completely in check with their emotions!
i hate you, but this one is kinda funny.
hahahahahaha that is all
That, my dear, would be your inner whore...
Round of applause for your inner whore
tears make the best lube
This actually happened to me. Except she never questioned how it happened to my face. The worst part is that she went right back to crying after.
That's one way to shut her up...
He must have a beautiful penis.
Jedi mind trick?
**waves hand slowly...** "This is not the emotion you are looking for...oh, and you want to suck my dick."
It cures well, a proven fact I say.
I am just that good
Best way to make her feel better.
Nothing that helps with emotions more...
Accidentally presses bad night, shit that just sucks
Because you know when to shut your mouth and when to open it bitch.
Real deepthroating puts pressure on the tear ducts
wow manlaw shit happens and we dont understand it you would know that if you were not a virgin