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  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:19am

    XL pacifier

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:37am

    This is obviously fake, women are completely in check with their emotions!

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 2, 11 at 10:43am

      i hate you, but this one is kinda funny.

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      Submitted by thebatman on Mar 9, 11 at 5:02pm

      hahahahahaha that is all

  • Submitted by chazbangbangbang on Mar 2, 11 at 10:29am

    That, my dear, would be your inner whore...

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      Submitted by YeastyPaper on Mar 2, 11 at 10:53am

      Round of applause for your inner whore

  • Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:36am

    That's one way to shut her up...

  • Submitted by dudeimshawn on Mar 2, 11 at 11:42am

    tears make the best lube

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 9:55am

    This actually happened to me. Except she never questioned how it happened to my face. The worst part is that she went right back to crying after.

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    Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 2, 11 at 11:18am

    He must have a beautiful penis.

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    Submitted by hot_box74 on Mar 2, 11 at 7:25pm

    Jedi mind trick?

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      Submitted by RyanM on Mar 3, 11 at 5:30pm

      **waves hand slowly...** "This is not the emotion you are looking for...oh, and you want to suck my dick."

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    Submitted by OneLastTry on Mar 2, 11 at 9:32pm

    It cures well, a proven fact I say.

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    Submitted by gayboerseun on Mar 2, 11 at 9:24am

    Nothing that helps with emotions more...

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    Submitted by 15seconds on Mar 2, 11 at 10:22am

    Magic

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    Submitted by sdgrant on Mar 2, 11 at 9:19am

    Oh emotions...

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    Submitted by stygs on Mar 5, 11 at 3:57am

    I am just that good

  • 45 55
    Submitted by stygs on Mar 22, 11 at 2:06am

    I am just that good

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    Submitted by 4435641179 on Mar 3, 11 at 9:09am

    Best way to make her feel better.

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    Submitted by OneLastTry on Mar 2, 11 at 9:37pm

    Accidentally presses bad night, shit that just sucks

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    Submitted by swallows on Mar 3, 11 at 9:33am

    Because you know when to shut your mouth and when to open it bitch.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 29, 12 at 9:45pm

    Real deepthroating puts pressure on the tear ducts

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    Submitted by Bangmaster2000 on Mar 2, 11 at 3:43pm

    wow manlaw shit happens and we dont understand it you would know that if you were not a virgin