he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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You have five nipples
Can't anyone just enjoy fun moments? Critics need lives. He has a life memory and she has mams remembered for life. Can't that be enough?
This makes me proud to be a from texas
wilfred brimley - "diaabeetus" hahahahahh this is great
dickroll with the boobsies!
I'll ergo your lergo
Oh Jesus fucking Christ. All you people calling this girl a slut shut the fuck up you self righteous fucks. Everybody likes having sex. I don't care who you are or how pure you think you are. People like having sex it's not a big deal. It's what were supposed to do. So get the fuck over yourselves. And if you are one of those people you're probably just jealous cuz you're not getting laid.
pics or it didn't happen
She wears a wonderbra
huge tits are amazing
better if theyre real
Is that a good legend or bad?
Hey 10:13 why don't you say ergo one more time just so i can really understand what you're trying to say. Ergo you're a douchebag.
Hey OP --- what size rack are you sporting?
It's great to be a Florida Gator!
That's pretty awful....u must be pretty revolting
the legend is that I shoved my dick so far up her ass I tore her head off and they had to sew it back on
Lucky her to get it in the ass
Legends?? Or leisions??
Damn, i LOVE Dallas Women!!
I'm never going to move!
What? That you're a whore?
Tell your girl sorry for what I did to her vagina :P lucky for u the ass wasn't touched.
4:16 please eloborate.
What's the real legend?
Seriously, you all are just going "slut" because you're jealous...
Fake! OP needed to make herself feel good.
Why are dallas fans the biggest banwaginers
if its a "legend" then shes a slut
557 what is run a train
I bet the legend is hair. Lots of it. Probably as hairy as her bush
I smell great quantities of STD infested people on this site
So true 5:11. You guys are all jerks.
Yeah or she just had really nice boobs..
Y'all are so fucking negative
The misterious Road map breasts !
The OP must whore herself out a lot if all the boys are talking about her tits.
11:46 shit now I lost the game for the first time today... D:
you're a legendary whore, awesome...
people who get mad because other people call her a slut, are just upset because they know its true haha
For some reason when I read that It sounded like stiffler from amaricn pie in my head !
I thought the legend was I shoved my cock so far up her pussy she gave me blow job at the same time
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW of course its from texas! everythings bigger there
1139 - no broad with any sort of class goes around bragging that there are legends about her. Ergo, hees classless. If there are legends, that means shes promiscous. Ergo, a slut. Shut your cocksucker
Haha I second the ROLL TIDE!!
i'm with 651 i don't get it.....
S'all about that Dallas!
the legend he was referring to was that you're easy as fuck, and will get with anything possesing a penis.. and a pair of legs
Yea baby reppin for the d-town!!!
no, the legend is that she took my 12 inch cock down her throat and it poked a hole in her neck
This legend is making me thirsty.
959. Smelling means you're pretty close
OP, what the hell are you talking about with that jl legend story? What exactly is it that is dried on your tits for what, like 20 years? First I just thought this text was pathetic but now I wonder if you have some serious issues.
Don't know much, but I'd hit it! On legend alone!
I wish this post came with a pic
5:56 you have just made me throw-up just a little bit.
Oh my god. She has breast reduction scars.
what rumors are true, that you're a filthy fucking whore?
I wish I had a specific gender
Sad thing is something similar happened to me but I went into the living room and heard him on the phone saying "dude, they r bigger than they look. The bra holds them in. I can't even cover one with both hands." he's not my boyfriend anymore.
Is this a Good Night or a Bad Night?
Ummmm how is she a slut???? Someone please tell me.....
One word.. Halarious
I'll ergo your douchebag
im so happy that i know how she feels
In soviet russia I fuck cows.
You just lost the game.
Wait what are legnds?
Just because guys talk about a girls tits doesn't mean she is a whore. And a girl can't help it if she has big tits and guys talk about her like that. I kno from experience. Guys talk about tits they like it's a fact of life get over it.
Not a slut at all. Good
For you girl!
Everything is bigger in Texas:)
I bet she has hairy teats.
4:15 that was perfection hahahaha
I suppose you're on everyone's tongue
i love huge tits :-) I'm so glad my gf has some nice big melons, and a big bubbly ass too :-)
Well obviously y'all are perverts if you're even on this website. And I love when this happens.