If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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They all already know
100$ says op is a great fuck
lmfao omg that just made my night!
Do I hear $200?
Not a pity fuck...the guy totally got some nice ass way above his league! I say bravo good man
Little? Heh heh
I won't tell a sole miss Bobbit
Op is a dude! No doubt
Haha I love it!
Gives new meaning to the term "dickhead".
sign me up
So what happens if he finds out she talked instead?\n\nI think he needs to negotiate round two!
This is fantastic.
Gayness is in the air here
possibly inspired by how i met your mother?
Wow, talk about a pity fuck
OP = original poster
Which translates directly to, "I'm fucking my boss to get a promotion. Don't fuck this up for me."
So, which one was the pillow biter???
Love, \n\nBishop Nelson