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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 9:18am

    Rule: Marry the one that swallows. Always.

    • Submitted by Vintageboyy on Aug 20, 10 at 2:23pm

      All of them? But I'm not mormon.

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        Submitted by Saibot on Aug 20, 10 at 7:45pm

        Mormon joke? But it's not the 80's. =]

  • Submitted by ATSC13 on Aug 20, 10 at 9:08am

    She's an angel

  • Submitted by xnewxfacex on Aug 20, 10 at 3:41pm

    Dude really? That's all it takes to score some commitment? Why hasn't my boyfriend proposed yet?

    • Submitted by kendykane on Aug 23, 10 at 6:58am

      i know, right? like it's something serious.

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  • Submitted by kendykane on Aug 20, 10 at 3:05pm

    i don't get what the big deal is? are you guys honestly telling me that there are still whores out there that spit? what's the point of giving head if you refuse to do it right?

  • Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Aug 20, 10 at 11:04am

    Not sure how this is in any way a bad night!!!! Put a ring on it kid!!!! Do it for men all over the world!

  • Submitted by peoplehater on Aug 20, 10 at 9:25am

    It's a trap nutt and run

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 9:35am

    guaranteed shots to mouth now whenever you want. you've got her dick-whipped

  • Submitted by midnightCereal on Aug 20, 10 at 7:20pm

    The only thing that could possibly mess this up is wedding cake. For some reason it ends the blowjobs.

  • Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:03pm

    Where did you find her and does she have a sister?

  • Submitted by mjo on Aug 20, 10 at 9:15am

    Ahaha def a keeper. :)

  • Submitted by lovestruckk on Aug 20, 10 at 11:01am

    keepin it classy, Missouri.

  • Submitted by wtfyo on Aug 21, 10 at 12:05am

    a guy would marry a girl just because she has the ability to swallow? wow high standards and completely not shallow!

  • Submitted by heyitsamber on Aug 20, 10 at 10:28pm

    whatever, she was just trying to get you to finish.

  • Submitted by shady11 on Aug 20, 10 at 9:10am

    Love her already

  • Submitted by SovietMotherland on Aug 20, 10 at 11:14am


  • Submitted by cinderblocksex on Aug 20, 10 at 7:00pm

    Swallowing is easier. No cleanup after. Duh.

  • Submitted by is3al on Aug 20, 10 at 11:45am

    Lucky bastard!

  • Submitted by urrrrdunn on Aug 20, 10 at 4:30pm

    Never had a girl not swallow. 25/25. True story.

  • Submitted by babe975 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:14pm

    who said she swallowed? she could have spit it back out! Also, what is the big deal if a bitch swallows?

  • Submitted by chastine on Aug 20, 10 at 9:23am

    Look see how cutie!!!!

  • Submitted by mle11 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:05am

    i swallow. i'm definitely not married hahah

  • Submitted by codegrl on Aug 20, 10 at 11:49am

    This sounds like something I would do. Lol I can't help how classy I am! XD

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    Submitted by wolfmist187 on Aug 20, 10 at 7:37pm

    Keep her

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    Submitted by missmissie on Nov 15, 10 at 6:43am

    She shouldn't bother doing it if she's not doing it properly. But keep her anyway :)

  • Submitted by zealous on Aug 20, 10 at 1:43pm

    Had an ex named Amber from this area code that was a dirty whore. Hope this ain't her cause it sounds like it. If it is, better run while you have the chance. She will cheat on you.

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 21, 10 at 10:40am

    Tell her you want her to have your kids...all over her face

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    Submitted by kaileykela on Aug 21, 10 at 4:17am

    Haha I say that all the time. lol

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    Submitted by bigsacguy on Aug 26, 10 at 11:38am

    That shit ALWAYS ends after you marry them. Live in sin, it's far more rewarding.

  • Submitted by MissGi on Aug 20, 10 at 12:46pm

    Ah such low atanders

  • Submitted by missbitch84 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:39pm

    giving head right should be enough. some men dont taste good (ex husband) some are awesome (boyfriend)

  • Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 20, 10 at 12:29pm

    Something about this just makes me think this girl is diseased... keep your dick a safe distance from this one.

  • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 20, 10 at 11:09am

    Beware the snowball. Look up "slang term snowball" if that doesn't make sense.

  • Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:03am

    Fuck her throat dry

  • Submitted by bumbleb1987 on Aug 21, 10 at 8:38am

    I've done this and I am now engaged!! Result! Lol

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    Submitted by Foodisgood on Aug 22, 10 at 5:04am

    Wow that's awesome but messed up

  • Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 20, 10 at 1:59pm

    only a bitch could dislike this, own it while you can and look on the bright side, if she turns out to be a cheating whore then she just gave you the right to do the same. win win!

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    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:06am

    11:49- love the sarcasm.

  • Submitted by Nahvis on Aug 21, 10 at 2:01am

    Oh fuck the rulebook is back...

  • Submitted by bloodyfuck on Aug 20, 10 at 1:56pm

    She did that to keep you from asking for anal. If not she's a keeper. If so kick her to the curb.

  • Submitted by tommysalami on Aug 20, 10 at 11:01am

    Your mom pulled the same move on me except I shot it in her eye bitch had it cummin though. Said I love you takin my load and walked out

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    Submitted by 0421 on Feb 17, 12 at 3:57pm

    Ya I love your girl friend

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Aug 21, 10 at 9:13am

    Hold on to her for sure.

  • Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:14pm

    That's cute!!

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  • Submitted by pballinurface on Aug 25, 10 at 11:06am

    Soo fake u b trollin

  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 20, 10 at 9:42am

    Total lack of class.

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    Submitted by hotcarl23hc on Jul 1, 13 at 5:47pm

    I was told stories FROM my girl about how she used to swallow her ex....but she refuses to even go down on me...