He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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Well, at least he broke up with the gf and didn't just cheat.
how can anyone thumbs down this comment? fucking cheaters.
When booty calls become booty lovers. Naaaaaw.
He broke up with her because he's too cheap to buy her a gift! Sex with you was just a bonus!
yay. 570 white trash class!
Marty him to have sex once a year?
He may find another gf soon and come back for the next annual Xmas sex with you. How nice!
that's true luv right thurr
The same situation can happen to you,
this WOULD be from my area code. xD
My boyfriend actually broke up with me on Christmas.. It's probably one of his sluts. Weird hahaha.
mine too haha. stupid whores