Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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11:14 "Iron a short"? kettle/black fuckwit!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
This is WHY we women have to masturbate...guys obviously don't know what they're doing...or where they're going...or how to do it...
Hilarious! Guys always assume female masturbation still revolves around p e n e t r a t i o n, not clitoral stimulation.
12 year olds should really get off this site
dont be so sure this is fake. I once conviced a two 17 year old guys they had uteruses. I swear.
Oh my god. Men are so ignorant. And arrogant.
1118, actually, porn doesn't really accurately depict the way most women masturbate. A lot less sticking things in, a lot more rubbing.
I would also like to take this moment to remind men that the clitoris is not scary. Do not be afraid of it. Thanks.
Wow, if this is actually real, which is probably isn't, I feel sorry for the girl who has to put up with this.
Nobody is that stupid. I'm callin fake
@11:04..u have way too much faith in the human race..i once heard of a dude that tried to iron his shirt while it was on. (who knew the warning on irons about not doing that was actually necessary?) some people are just toooo stupid
this almost makes me want to cry....
but then again, this means 1 less idiot to worry about getting in my way
shower heads fit nice and easy..it's the 2 liters that give me problems
This guy has never gotten laid obviously.
Again, don't assume they're kids. Ten years ago, I , I convinced my then 25 yr old husband that I couldn't take Benadryl because I had problems with my prostate.
Rub that clit and let the juices flow until you shake and cum.
thank you 7:27, I feel the exact same way. everyone avoids the clit and it is sucha a
Who wants to take a bet that this is a convo between freshmen at De La Salle and Carondelet? =P
wow. if you can operate a keyboard its hard to even get online without seeing porn.. why the fuck is this site now about middle school kids not understanding life and not drinking stories
oh, once again this site makes me ashamed I'm from 925 (Livermore) but I agree with what someone said earlier, tons of strict Catholic/Christian/Mormon families who refuse to teach their children sex ed. I also think the girl saying 'I dunno" is just her way of trying to avoid the topic/the fact that she may masturbate.
ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
pretzel guy is here...let bounce....dude is fucking annoying
I've had a similar conversation with a guy once... when I was like 14.
He could just be wanting her to describe it graphically.. Hell, what a good way to get a girl talk dirty without knowing it.
i feel sad to say im from there too. although i have a very healthy understanding of how we have "fun time" ; )
I really wish there was an age restriction on this site.
7:27- I'm not afraid of your clitoris :)
Wow. This person obviously skipped sex ed day in middle school.
11:50, Not ALL guys...
Yep yep. Everyone over 27 keep the fuck out
@11:14 iron a shirt while he was Wearing it (i.e. it was ON him) dumbass..someone needs to learn to read
2:07, guys usually figure it out before girls. You have no idea who this girl is or how old she is (I'm with everyone else and guessing young). Hell, if she was forced to go to a Christian school for half her life where there is no sex ed like I was, then it makes total sense. Not stupid, just not exposed as early as some people.
1:29 you're a dumb shit for getting on someone about misspelling "shirt" when you spelled "do" as "due". so stfu.
You both suck. Figuratively.
that's easy children, you just gotta find the clitoris
I think all girls know how to do that, but how do you pop it?
I AM THE CLIT MASTER!
I interpreted her "dunno" not as her not knowing but as her being mildly disturbed by the question and awkwardly using filler words such as: like, erm, yeah, whatever...
5:55 - It's less about how small it is, more about how big you are.
My ex boyfriend who is almost 20 now didn't know how girls masturbated either, until I told him. Yes, he's a virgin.
i actually think what is most pathetic is the person responding is a girl and SHE doesnt know! wtf?
two words. dj diddles.
yea if you dont know the answer to this than you have never had sex or seen porn. good job.
4:23 I agree. Kids at those schools are pretty sheltered. I'm really sad to say I'm from the 925 after reading this tfln. Unfortunately, some people ARE that idiotic.
Guys like to masturbate with shower heads too.
Upwards spray on the most sensitive part of your body? Nice.
I agree with 420 WOW
Lol. Definitely possible that this is real. I've had a guy ask me the same exact thing
Sometimes I have to wonder if people like 11:18 are just trying to get themselves off. There's better sites to help you out with that, man.
Also yes PLEASE, don't neglect the clitoris. A little bit of rubbing can go a long way.
I am gonna go ahead and blame porn, what with all of the ramming that goes on.
That's the 925 for you.
Pleasanton is full of fucks like that.
Big fat showerheads ftw... Open wide ladies.
Mine is small enough, but not detachable
For those who need an explanation the detachable shower head is used externally to direct the spray of water to the clit and sensitive lip area of the vagina. The pulsing water stimulates the nerves and makes you/her cum.
i hope this was a horrible attempt at being funny 4 this kid's sake
12:15 amen. you read my mind.
Shower heads are my best friends
We don't put it up there..... We spray it with water!!
This isn't two girls talking, people. "We" is a collective "we," not meaning "you and me." I work at a daycare and let me tell you, girls might be too emarassed to masturbate when they're older, but they find the clitoris pretty young.
If you are too young to answer this question, you are too young to be sexting.
i dont think its all that ridiculous, really depends on the size of the shower head
They are from the east bay DOESNT SUPRISE me
Go Danville. We're rich and our children are ignorant. :)
Why the fuck we talkin bout sentences?
Haha. Just spray it. Massage setting
Pretzel guy cracks me the fuck up
Sitting in the waiting room of my bank. Just lol'd , everyone is staring. Awkward!
12:06 x 3, you definitely can't pull it off like the show Seinfeld does.
Oops, I stuttered! ; )
11:32, no. 11:14 was correct. The word 'on' is a preposition, and a sentence should never end with a preposition. It should have been 'while the shirt was on him'.
925 is stupid for not knowing how girls masturbate.
I-925 is even dumber for not knowing how she masturbates. Damn kids on this site.
Wait a minute...is the girl not sure? How could you be unsure as to how you masturbate?
Darwin award winner, right there.
Find a small showerhead, jam it up there, spray some water on the gspot you'll be shaking on the floor in no time (:
funny that girls bag on guys for not knowing( which they are right guys have to be an idiot to not know) but neglect the fact that most women don't know how guys do. Any guy that has ever had a girl grab his dick and swing it around like a joystick knows this..
Can you iron a short while it's off? I think someone needs to learn about how subject/pronouns work
shower heads work wonders my friends!
If you don't know how girls masturbate, how would you know anything about shower heads? This has to be fake or some dumb little girls who shouldn't be on this site anyways.
3:04: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x infinity!
Haha only in the 925.
"i dont think its all that ridiculous, really depends on the size of the shower head"
first of all i would not shove something up there that sprays water. second never seen one even close to being that small.
on behalf of the 925 i apologize for this person's stupidity....we have some really strict families here that take their children out of sex ed classes....or like an earlier post said some super christian families that send their kids to private schools
really? you must be twelve.... go be a slut and have some people do it for you.