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  • 11:14 "Iron a short"? kettle/black fuckwit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:43am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:21am
  • This is WHY we women have to masturbate...guys obviously don't know what they're doing...or where they're going...or how to do it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:50am
  • Hilarious! Guys always assume female masturbation still revolves around p e n e t r a t i o n, not clitoral stimulation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:33pm
  • dont be so sure this is fake. I once conviced a two 17 year old guys they had uteruses. I swear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:24pm
  • 12 year olds should really get off this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:10am
  • 1118, actually, porn doesn't really accurately depict the way most women masturbate. A lot less sticking things in, a lot more rubbing. I would also like to take this moment to remind men that the clitoris is not scary. Do not be afraid of it. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Oh my god. Men are so ignorant. And arrogant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:12am
  • @11:04..u have way too much faith in the human race..i once heard of a dude that tried to iron his shirt while it was on. (who knew the warning on irons about not doing that was actually necessary?) some people are just toooo stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:12am
  • Rub that clit and let the juices flow until you shake and cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Nobody is that stupid. I'm callin fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:04am
  • Wow, if this is actually real, which is probably isn't, I feel sorry for the girl who has to put up with this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:11am
  • shower heads fit nice and easy..it's the 2 liters that give me problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:24pm
  • i feel sad to say im from there too. although i have a very healthy understanding of how we have "fun time" ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:38pm
  • This guy has never gotten laid obviously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:03am
  • thank you 7:27, I feel the exact same way. everyone avoids the clit and it is sucha a disappointment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:02am
  • Wow. This person obviously skipped sex ed day in middle school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:15am
  • Again, don't assume they're kids. Ten years ago, I , I convinced my then 25 yr old husband that I couldn't take Benadryl because I had problems with my prostate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:22am
  • Who wants to take a bet that this is a convo between freshmen at De La Salle and Carondelet? =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:23am
  • this almost makes me want to cry.... but then again, this means 1 less idiot to worry about getting in my way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:53am
  • 7:27- I'm not afraid of your clitoris :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:53pm
  • wow. if you can operate a keyboard its hard to even get online without seeing porn.. why the fuck is this site now about middle school kids not understanding life and not drinking stories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:21am
  • ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:06pm
  • oh, once again this site makes me ashamed I'm from 925 (Livermore) but I agree with what someone said earlier, tons of strict Catholic/Christian/Mormon families who refuse to teach their children sex ed. I also think the girl saying 'I dunno" is just her way of trying to avoid the topic/the fact that she may masturbate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:04am
  • I've had a similar conversation with a guy once... when I was like 14.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:50am
  • He could just be wanting her to describe it graphically.. Hell, what a good way to get a girl talk dirty without knowing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:17pm
  • pretzel guy is here...let bounce....dude is fucking annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:15pm
  • I really wish there was an age restriction on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:04am
  • Ohh California...

    Submitted by mandiiilove on Sep 2, 10 at 5:19am
  • Yep yep. Everyone over 27 keep the fuck out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:35am
  • @11:14 iron a shirt while he was Wearing it (i.e. it was ON him) dumbass..someone needs to learn to read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:32am
  • 1:29 you're a dumb shit for getting on someone about misspelling "shirt" when you spelled "do" as "due". so stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:15pm
  • 2:07, guys usually figure it out before girls. You have no idea who this girl is or how old she is (I'm with everyone else and guessing young). Hell, if she was forced to go to a Christian school for half her life where there is no sex ed like I was, then it makes total sense. Not stupid, just not exposed as early as some people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:28pm
  • that's easy children, you just gotta find the clitoris

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:32pm
  • My ex boyfriend who is almost 20 now didn't know how girls masturbated either, until I told him. Yes, he's a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I agree with 420 WOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:27pm
  • You both suck. Figuratively.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 11:50, Not ALL guys...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Lol. Definitely possible that this is real. I've had a guy ask me the same exact thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:25pm
  • I AM THE CLIT MASTER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I interpreted her "dunno" not as her not knowing but as her being mildly disturbed by the question and awkwardly using filler words such as: like, erm, yeah, whatever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Sometimes I have to wonder if people like 11:18 are just trying to get themselves off. There's better sites to help you out with that, man. Also yes PLEASE, don't neglect the clitoris. A little bit of rubbing can go a long way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:54pm
  • I think all girls know how to do that, but how do you pop it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:21am
  • That's the 925 for you. Pleasanton is full of fucks like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:16am
  • If you are too young to answer this question, you are too young to be sexting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:26pm
  • two words. dj diddles.

    Submitted by moonbaby on Jul 14, 10 at 3:03pm
  • 5:55 - It's less about how small it is, more about how big you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:46pm
  • i actually think what is most pathetic is the person responding is a girl and SHE doesnt know! wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:07pm
  • 4:23 I agree. Kids at those schools are pretty sheltered. I'm really sad to say I'm from the 925 after reading this tfln. Unfortunately, some people ARE that idiotic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:53am
  • Shower heads are my best friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Haha. Just spray it. Massage setting

    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:18pm
  • yea if you dont know the answer to this than you have never had sex or seen porn. good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:18am
  • I am gonna go ahead and blame porn, what with all of the ramming that goes on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:34am
  • Guys like to masturbate with shower heads too. Upwards spray on the most sensitive part of your body? Nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:56am
  • Pretzel guy cracks me the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:11pm
  • We don't put it up there..... We spray it with water!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Big fat showerheads ftw... Open wide ladies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Mine is small enough, but not detachable

    Submitted by AndrewBZucchino on Mar 10, 10 at 8:38pm
  • 12:15 amen. you read my mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:23pm
  • 12:06 x 3, you definitely can't pull it off like the show Seinfeld does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:19pm
  • i hope this was a horrible attempt at being funny 4 this kid's sake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:47am
  • For those who need an explanation the detachable shower head is used externally to direct the spray of water to the clit and sensitive lip area of the vagina. The pulsing water stimulates the nerves and makes you/her cum.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on May 29, 10 at 4:38pm
  • i dont think its all that ridiculous, really depends on the size of the shower head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Wait a minute...is the girl not sure? How could you be unsure as to how you masturbate? Darwin award winner, right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Find a small showerhead, jam it up there, spray some water on the gspot you'll be shaking on the floor in no time (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:54am
  • They are from the east bay DOESNT SUPRISE me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Why the fuck we talkin bout sentences?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:28pm
  • This isn't two girls talking, people. "We" is a collective "we," not meaning "you and me." I work at a daycare and let me tell you, girls might be too emarassed to masturbate when they're older, but they find the clitoris pretty young.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 11:32, no. 11:14 was correct. The word 'on' is a preposition, and a sentence should never end with a preposition. It should have been 'while the shirt was on him'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Ficking noob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:53am
  • Go Danville. We're rich and our children are ignorant. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Sitting in the waiting room of my bank. Just lol'd , everyone is staring. Awkward!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:41pm
  • dont be so sure this is fake. I once conviced a two 17 year old guys they had uteruses. I swear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 925 is stupid for not knowing how girls masturbate. I-925 is even dumber for not knowing how she masturbates. Damn kids on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:10pm
  • If you don't know how girls masturbate, how would you know anything about shower heads? This has to be fake or some dumb little girls who shouldn't be on this site anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Oops, I stuttered! ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:22am
  • shower heads work wonders my friends!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:56am
  • funny that girls bag on guys for not knowing( which they are right guys have to be an idiot to not know) but neglect the fact that most women don't know how guys do. Any guy that has ever had a girl grab his dick and swing it around like a joystick knows this..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:39am
  • on behalf of the 925 i apologize for this person's stupidity....we have some really strict families here that take their children out of sex ed classes....or like an earlier post said some super christian families that send their kids to private schools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Can you iron a short while it's off? I think someone needs to learn about how subject/pronouns work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:15am
  • 3:04: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x infinity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Haha only in the 925.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:09pm
  • "i dont think its all that ridiculous, really depends on the size of the shower head" first of all i would not shove something up there that sprays water. second never seen one even close to being that small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:55pm
  • really? you must be twelve.... go be a slut and have some people do it for you.

    Submitted by kelseuh on Mar 20, 10 at 3:57pm