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  • 73 62
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 15, 10 at 10:34am

    I have !!!

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:07pm

    I passed on sex to go out and get a chicken burrito 2 days ago, sometimes you have to get your priorities straight.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51am

    Lmao sounds like someone's desperate.

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:19am

    Yeah, I've called it that before. no joke. My favorite is still hot pocket.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:57pm

    i was high and did after i saw this.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:31am

    That bitch should feel dumb!

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:56am

    muahahaha seriuosly though who has referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito.... Not I.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:54am

    I f'n love this site...

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:23am

    4:46...D`Leons is the shit!! How could someone confuse one of their CHICKEN burritos with a pussy...2 different leagues, each amazing!!!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:50am

    wtf? was this Omaha or Lincoln?

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:55am

    Alvarado's or D'Leon's. One of the two. Try dipping the churro in the horchata. TRUST ME.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:34am

    I'm a girl, and I'd feel like a dumb broad if I said that!

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:06am

    haha you better have wanted that chicken burrito from de'leons!!!

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:35pm

    i think we lost the actual topic and actually wanted burritos.............lmao @ hotpocket

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:24am

    Chicken Burrito - A chick with a large, unusually long clit. A Mini-pee, if you will. ~Captain Obvious

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:35pm

    funniest thing i ever heard. luaghed my ass off when i read this

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:13pm

    9:19am - Hotpocket? Soooo good!

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:22am

    I've never heard it referred to as a chicken burrito...but I have heard someone call it a crunchy taco before...

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:58am

    HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS ~Captain Obvious

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:10am

    Mmmm...Someone mentioned D'Leon. God damnit, now I"m going to have to go out and get some. After living in both Omaha and Lincoln, as well as rural NE....it has to be Omaha. If anyone would have a Chicken Burrito twat, you would find it in Omaha.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by tobyoung1997 on Dec 12, 11 at 6:55pm

    Lol wow that's funny

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:08am

    I would say more like a "Fish Taco"...

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:24am

    We refer to this one girl's vag as a fish taco...not a good thing, though.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:08pm

    This one makes me laugh every.single.time I read it.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:54am

    I have heard this. Along with taco, muff, and basball glove

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:59pm

    1:24, I'm about 90% sure you made that up on the spot, lmao

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:04am

    ahahahahahah glorious reign of man!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:46am

    This was mine, and it was totally D'Leons aka Lincoln haha. And I never got the chicken burrito. or the vagina for that matter. haha

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:51pm

    aaaaah d'leons in lincoln, nebraska....delicious when drunk.

  • 48 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:07am

    i loooooooooove cjicken vurrity. ymmoy