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So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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The part where she thinks that cooking for everyone makes her a trophy wife. Trophy wives don't cook.
Real trophy wives are married to men who have 'people' for things like cooking xo
..... And my gf burns canned green beans.
Stop freaking out people. You don't know anything about her. It's just supposed to be funny!
I'll bet 2:03 is ugly
your personality makes you ugly.
Haha trophy wide scor\nStfu 203 you're an ugly bitxh who is fuckkng jealous she doesn't have a guys arm to hang in
What part of this message indicates She's brainless? People come to this apps just to see themselves type. I swear....
got the trophy wife now all you need is little fuck trophys running around and you got the perfect white picket fence
2:21... You can go straight to hell
will you marry me?
Is making omelets code for letting your husband and his friends fuck you on the kitchen table??
Hi, I'm the unwanted troll.
You're prob a gold digger too :)
Hey commenters, stop pretending to suddenly be decent human beings. YOU'RE ON FUCKING TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT RIGHT NOW.
It's so beautiful. ಥ_ಥ
Hahaha sounds like my dad
omelets? I WANT A SAMMICH
Wanna get married?
Love this text, there has yet to be a time I have not not baked cookies when um drunk and clean up
If she has giant fake tits then she'll be a 'trophy wife'. Cooking is a routine task for every woman. You betcha.
2.03 has a point.
Nice
I aspire to be like you madam.
Fuckers.
So being a brainless bimbo that hangs off some guys arm for the rest of your life is something to be proud of? Why don't you get an education and a real life!
The game.............
you're considered a Bronze Medal....
An omlet.... Real fancy... Your future husband must be soo proud.... Queen of the trailer park
Who cares if it's fancy? It's delicious.
it's an omelette.. now your judging food too? ffs get a life.
I hope the was no puke inside and everyone thought it was cheese
Real trophy wives don't get drunk so I'd say you're just dreaming. Real TWs are seen and not heard. Drunks are usually pretty loud and obnoxious.
All women should cook ..... It's called doing your fucking job bitch
Since apparently we’re back in the ‘50s, shouldn’t you be earning some money, sitting in some cubicle at 2:21 pm instead of writing dumb comments?
Niiiiice.
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