So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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The part where she thinks that cooking for everyone makes her a trophy wife. Trophy wives don't cook.
Haha trophy wide scor\nStfu 203 you're an ugly bitxh who is fuckkng jealous she doesn't have a guys arm to hang in
Real trophy wives are married to men who have 'people' for things like cooking xo
I'll bet 2:03 is ugly
your personality makes you ugly.
..... And my gf burns canned green beans.
What part of this message indicates She's brainless? People come to this apps just to see themselves type. I swear....
All women should cook ..... It's called doing your fucking job bitch
Since apparently we’re back in the ‘50s, shouldn’t you be earning some money, sitting in some cubicle at 2:21 pm instead of writing dumb comments?
Is making omelets code for letting your husband and his friends fuck you on the kitchen table??
An omlet.... Real fancy... Your future husband must be soo proud.... Queen of the trailer park
Who cares if it's fancy? It's delicious.
it's an omelette.. now your judging food too? ffs get a life.
If she has giant fake tits then she'll be a 'trophy wife'. Cooking is a routine task for every woman. You betcha.
2.03 has a point.
Hahaha sounds like my dad
Stop freaking out people. You don't know anything about her. It's just supposed to be funny!
Love this text, there has yet to be a time I have not not baked cookies when um drunk and clean up
got the trophy wife now all you need is little fuck trophys running around and you got the perfect white picket fence
I aspire to be like you madam.
you're considered a Bronze Medal....
2:21... You can go straight to hell
I hope the was no puke inside and everyone thought it was cheese
omelets? I WANT A SAMMICH
You're prob a gold digger too :)
Wanna get married?
It's so beautiful. ಥ_ಥ
Hi, I'm the unwanted troll.
will you marry me?
Hey commenters, stop pretending to suddenly be decent human beings. YOU'RE ON FUCKING TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT RIGHT NOW.
Real trophy wives don't get drunk so I'd say you're just dreaming. Real TWs are seen and not heard. Drunks are usually pretty loud and obnoxious.
So being a brainless bimbo that hangs off some guys arm for the rest of your life is something to be proud of? Why don't you get an education and a real life!