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  • Submitted by Czech on Apr 3, 10 at 10:33pm

    Bacon is the second best food to eat while you're high only to get beat out by Waffle House itself. :)

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      Submitted by Siress on Apr 3, 10 at 10:56pm

      ...oO waffle house bacon is not bacon. Trader joes apple wood smoked bacon is the pinnacle of bacon, but there are several varieties that will suffice. Waffle house is not among them. Crackle Barrel, however, is.

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        Submitted by bmurph on Apr 4, 10 at 1:52am

        I love me some Cracker Barrel bacon

  • Submitted by psydog on Apr 3, 10 at 10:20pm

    What if pussy tasted like bacon???

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      Submitted by bonerman_inc on Apr 3, 10 at 10:37pm

      whoaaaaaa man

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      Submitted by Siress on Apr 3, 10 at 10:57pm

      Fat guys would become the new image of sexiness.

    • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 3, 10 at 11:14pm

      I will probably have a wet dream about this tonight

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    Submitted by 11:11 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:59pm

    Sounds like my night.

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    Submitted by killjoy1778 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:41pm

    Man if pussy tasted like bacon I'd be paying for that every morning lol

  • 78 74
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 4, 10 at 4:53am

    Why is it that i find the comments that have multiple thumbs down funniest?

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    Submitted by Mrsim3000 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:01pm

    i wonder if he had bacon that morning

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    Submitted by nickk222 on Apr 4, 10 at 7:32pm

    I'm pretty sure I know who sent those texts hahah

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Bacon82 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:21am

    Yay!

  • 71 80
    Submitted by smc80 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:24am

    And if dicks tasted like bacon, u would rule the world;)

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    Submitted by whenyoucomehome on Apr 4, 10 at 3:40pm

    If you didn't wake up to bacon, too, that's just mean.

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    Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:25pm

    I would be the happiest man in the world if my fiancé's pussy tasted like bacon.

  • Submitted by shadowstalker on Apr 4, 10 at 2:52am

    404 bacon not found

  • 70 87
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 3, 10 at 11:59pm

    Coke dick is bitch

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 6:05pm

    LULZ

  • 65 82
    Submitted by anonymous223 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:52pm

    this isnt funny

  • 59 71
    Submitted by patsfan on Apr 6, 10 at 3:35am

    Well it's a hot topic theys days

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    Submitted by east on Apr 3, 10 at 10:08pm

    odd. i woke up to ten new texts and none of them were about bacon

  • 68 92
    Submitted by ali15 on Apr 3, 10 at 10:04pm

    Lame

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:46am

    Jim Gaffigan would be proud. :P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:31am

    122 that utterly disgusting

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:22am

    FYI for all bacon lovers....there is actually a bacon flavored lubricant available.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 2:55am

    Wow. Lamee.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by TheRetro on Apr 6, 10 at 12:49pm

    Just bought like 5 packs thanks to you. Today should be wonderful

  • 51 74
    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 4, 10 at 12:01am

    Psydog. Good question.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 4, 10 at 6:22pm

    I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about you sucking.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by smc80 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:21am

    Mmmm bacon:-$

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:43am

    Did some1 say bacon?

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Indestructible on Apr 4, 10 at 2:04am

    If pussy tasted like bacon...I think I'd be tempted to bite a flap...

  • 50 80
    Submitted by spunky87 on Apr 4, 10 at 2:28pm

    best night ever

  • 53 89
    Submitted by lmaomt on Apr 4, 10 at 3:46am

    Always happens to me

  • 53 91
    Submitted by snowbernard on Apr 4, 10 at 2:54am

    Someone was high

  • 42 89
    Submitted by Trumpian on Apr 3, 10 at 10:28pm

    I die!

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 4, 10 at 2:38am

    Nope. White Castle FTW.