Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Bacon is the second best food to eat while you're high only to get beat out by Waffle House itself. :)
...oO waffle house bacon is not bacon. Trader joes apple wood smoked bacon is the pinnacle of bacon, but there are several varieties that will suffice. Waffle house is not among them. Crackle Barrel, however, is.
I love me some Cracker Barrel bacon
What if pussy tasted like bacon???
Fat guys would become the new image of sexiness.
I will probably have a wet dream about this tonight
Sounds like my night.
I'm pretty sure I know who sent those texts hahah
Man if pussy tasted like bacon I'd be paying for that every morning lol
Why is it that i find the comments that have multiple thumbs down funniest?
i wonder if he had bacon that morning
Well it's a hot topic theys days
And if dicks tasted like bacon, u would rule the world;)
I would be the happiest man in the world if my fiancé's pussy tasted like bacon.
Coke dick is bitch
Jim Gaffigan would be proud. :P
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If you didn't wake up to bacon, too, that's just mean.
odd. i woke up to ten new texts and none of them were about bacon
this isnt funny
Did some1 say bacon?
Just bought like 5 packs thanks to you. Today should be wonderful
best night ever
122 that utterly disgusting
FYI for all bacon lovers....there is actually a bacon flavored lubricant available.
Psydog. Good question.
I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about you sucking.
Always happens to me
If pussy tasted like bacon...I think I'd be tempted to bite a flap...
Someone was high
Nope. White Castle FTW.