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  • Submitted by Manticorps on Jun 18, 10 at 6:35pm

    I'm a straight male and I would fuck Ronaldo

  • Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jun 18, 10 at 4:28pm

    Christiano Ronaldo is a bitch

  • 79 66
    Submitted by icarus57 on Jun 18, 10 at 4:48pm

    Ronaldo only won player of the year in 2008. Nbd.

  • 65 44
    Submitted by Eric7452 on Jun 19, 10 at 7:57pm

    Great football player. Awful sportsman, never seen anyone whine and dive more than him.

  • 68 54
    Submitted by jjiggle on Jun 18, 10 at 8:45pm

    *Cristiano Ronaldo

  • 64 55
    Submitted by aussie69 on Jun 18, 10 at 8:16pm

    he's bisexual

  • 55 50
    Submitted by WCPortugal on Jun 18, 10 at 7:43pm

    You root for someone who can spell the best soccer player in the worlds name correctly.

    • 32 42
      Submitted by Zigzags on Jun 19, 10 at 2:26am

      Don't worry she can spell Messi

      • 40 48
        Submitted by YNWA on Jun 19, 10 at 10:02am

        It's actually spelled Torres.

        • 36 58
          Submitted by mo_chedda14 on Jun 19, 10 at 12:38pm

          Nahh I'm pretty sure they had It when they said Messi. The op coulda made this funnier if they had begun with Messi too. Plenty of puns to work with.

  • Submitted by greenkid on Jun 18, 10 at 4:38pm

    If you get a chance, tell him to get off the field cuz the only place he belongs is on tv. Being hot does NOT make you a good football player. I'm a girl, and yes I don't worship cristiano ronaldo

    • 35 57
      Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 18, 10 at 5:36pm

      you probably don't even know what soccer is...

      • 32 37
        Submitted by lolno on Jun 20, 10 at 7:51am

        well you're the one calling it soccer and not football. doesn't say much for you.

        • 36 46
          Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 22, 10 at 4:18pm

          last time i checked that's what you call it canada

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 10:58pm

    I don't get this.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by natio979 on Jun 19, 10 at 7:25pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo is definitely straight\nThe dude banged Kim kardashian. Also, he is one of the best soccer players of all time, so if you say he is just a pretty boy, your a dumb fuck.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by canonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 7:21pm

    you seriously root for some common sense....you atleast need to google his name before making a fake text..its cristiano ronaldo....Jesus 'crist'!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 4:50am

    2008 player of the year. 'nuff said.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by brandohhhh on Jun 19, 10 at 5:21am

    Germany

  • 49 55
    Submitted by der on Jun 19, 10 at 1:17am

    Ronaldo is definately not straight

  • 44 46
    Submitted by JeSuisFlambeaux on Jun 20, 10 at 11:06pm

    I would let Cristiano Ronaldo put it anywhere he wanted. Any time! :] soo sexy.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 5:28pm

    Christiano Ronaldo is ridiculously sexi! That's all I have to say

  • 39 42
    Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jun 19, 10 at 3:10am

    I'm pretty sure that would be portugal.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by texmexlex on Jun 18, 10 at 11:11pm

    How can you root for someone when you don't even know how to spell their name? Such a true fan. I doubt you even knew who he was a few weeks ago.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by greenkid on Jun 18, 10 at 7:03pm

    @guidette79 I've actually played soccer for 15 years nice try though

    • 43 46
      Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 18, 10 at 9:21pm

      houseleague doesn't count

  • 43 56
    Submitted by gettinitin_04 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:36pm

    its cool that you spelled his name wrong hahahah nice try though

  • 55 83
    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 18, 10 at 6:26pm

    He's good at soccer, and all you douche bags that think he's not need to watch some more soccer

    • 40 58
      Submitted by YNWA on Jun 19, 10 at 10:04am

      He's a good football player, however, you cannot deny his tendency to dive and prance around like a 5 year old girl at a tea party as he cries about the ref's calls.

  • 29 32
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jun 23, 10 at 7:37pm

    2 bad portugal wont win USA USA USA

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 4:42pm

    Fail. Don't support a piece of shit like him. You ca r even spell his name

  • 40 57
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 18, 10 at 11:59pm

    And always remember "children" to correct every teeny mistake that comes your way,

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 4:02pm

    WAZAAA FIRST

  • 33 49
    Submitted by rickyjulian on Jun 19, 10 at 9:14am

    You're one pathetic loser!

  • 34 52
    Submitted by teej182 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:24am

    Christiano Ronaldo can go suck dick

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 11:00pm

    This text should be: Who do I root for? What i really want is cristiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch. Now it makes sense. Remember children, never forget correct punctuation.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 6:13pm

    This would come from a 610 Skank!