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  • I'm a straight male and I would fuck Ronaldo

    Submitted by Manticorps on Jun 18, 10 at 6:35pm
  • Christiano Ronaldo is a bitch

    Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jun 18, 10 at 4:28pm
  • Ronaldo only won player of the year in 2008. Nbd.

    Submitted by icarus57 on Jun 18, 10 at 4:48pm
  • Great football player. Awful sportsman, never seen anyone whine and dive more than him.

    Submitted by Eric7452 on Jun 19, 10 at 7:57pm
  • he's bisexual

    Submitted by aussie69 on Jun 18, 10 at 8:16pm
  • If you get a chance, tell him to get off the field cuz the only place he belongs is on tv. Being hot does NOT make you a good football player. I'm a girl, and yes I don't worship cristiano ronaldo

    Submitted by greenkid on Jun 18, 10 at 4:38pm
  • *Cristiano Ronaldo

    Submitted by jjiggle on Jun 18, 10 at 8:45pm
  • Christiano Ronaldo is ridiculously sexi! That's all I have to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 5:28pm
  • I don't get this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 10:58pm
  • You root for someone who can spell the best soccer player in the worlds name correctly.

    Submitted by WCPortugal on Jun 18, 10 at 7:43pm
    • Don't worry she can spell Messi

      Submitted by Zigzags on Jun 19, 10 at 2:26am
      • It's actually spelled Torres.

        Submitted by YNWA on Jun 19, 10 at 10:02am
        • Nahh I'm pretty sure they had It when they said Messi. The op coulda made this funnier if they had begun with Messi too. Plenty of puns to work with.

          Submitted by mo_chedda14 on Jun 19, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Cristiano Ronaldo is definitely straight\nThe dude banged Kim kardashian. Also, he is one of the best soccer players of all time, so if you say he is just a pretty boy, your a dumb fuck.

    Submitted by natio979 on Jun 19, 10 at 7:25pm
  • Christiano Ronaldo can go suck dick

    Submitted by teej182 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:24am
  • Ronaldo is definately not straight

    Submitted by der on Jun 19, 10 at 1:17am
  • 2008 player of the year. 'nuff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 4:50am
  • @guidette79 I've actually played soccer for 15 years nice try though

    Submitted by greenkid on Jun 18, 10 at 7:03pm
  • I'm pretty sure that would be portugal.

    Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jun 19, 10 at 3:10am
  • And always remember "children" to correct every teeny mistake that comes your way,

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 18, 10 at 11:59pm
  • He's good at soccer, and all you douche bags that think he's not need to watch some more soccer

    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 18, 10 at 6:26pm
    • He's a good football player, however, you cannot deny his tendency to dive and prance around like a 5 year old girl at a tea party as he cries about the ref's calls.

      Submitted by YNWA on Jun 19, 10 at 10:04am
  • How can you root for someone when you don't even know how to spell their name? Such a true fan. I doubt you even knew who he was a few weeks ago.

    Submitted by texmexlex on Jun 18, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Germany

    Submitted by brandohhhh on Jun 19, 10 at 5:21am
  • you seriously root for some common sense....you atleast need to google his name before making a fake text..its cristiano ronaldo....Jesus 'crist'!

    Submitted by canonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 7:21pm
  • I would let Cristiano Ronaldo put it anywhere he wanted. Any time! :] soo sexy.

    Submitted by JeSuisFlambeaux on Jun 20, 10 at 11:06pm
  • its cool that you spelled his name wrong hahahah nice try though

    Submitted by gettinitin_04 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:36pm
  • This would come from a 610 Skank!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 6:13pm
  • This text should be: Who do I root for? What i really want is cristiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch. Now it makes sense. Remember children, never forget correct punctuation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 11:00pm
  • You're one pathetic loser!

    Submitted by rickyjulian on Jun 19, 10 at 9:14am
  • WAZAAA FIRST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Fail. Don't support a piece of shit like him. You ca r even spell his name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 4:42pm
  • 2 bad portugal wont win USA USA USA

    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jun 23, 10 at 7:37pm