who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I'm a straight male and I would fuck Ronaldo
Christiano Ronaldo is a bitch
Ronaldo only won player of the year in 2008. Nbd.
Great football player. Awful sportsman, never seen anyone whine and dive more than him.
If you get a chance, tell him to get off the field cuz the only place he belongs is on tv. Being hot does NOT make you a good football player. I'm a girl, and yes I don't worship cristiano ronaldo
you probably don't even know what soccer is...
well you're the one calling it soccer and not football. doesn't say much for you.
last time i checked that's what you call it canada
Christiano Ronaldo is ridiculously sexi! That's all I have to say
I don't get this.
You root for someone who can spell the best soccer player in the worlds name correctly.
Don't worry she can spell Messi
It's actually spelled Torres.
Nahh I'm pretty sure they had It when they said Messi. The op coulda made this funnier if they had begun with Messi too. Plenty of puns to work with.
Cristiano Ronaldo is definitely straight\nThe dude banged Kim kardashian. Also, he is one of the best soccer players of all time, so if you say he is just a pretty boy, your a dumb fuck.
Christiano Ronaldo can go suck dick
Ronaldo is definately not straight
2008 player of the year. 'nuff said.
@guidette79 I've actually played soccer for 15 years nice try though
houseleague doesn't count
I'm pretty sure that would be portugal.
And always remember "children" to correct every teeny mistake that comes your way,
He's good at soccer, and all you douche bags that think he's not need to watch some more soccer
He's a good football player, however, you cannot deny his tendency to dive and prance around like a 5 year old girl at a tea party as he cries about the ref's calls.
How can you root for someone when you don't even know how to spell their name? Such a true fan. I doubt you even knew who he was a few weeks ago.
you seriously root for some common sense....you atleast need to google his name before making a fake text..its cristiano ronaldo....Jesus 'crist'!
I would let Cristiano Ronaldo put it anywhere he wanted. Any time! :] soo sexy.
its cool that you spelled his name wrong hahahah nice try though
This would come from a 610 Skank!
This text should be: Who do I root for? What i really want is cristiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch.
Now it makes sense. Remember children, never forget correct punctuation.
You're one pathetic loser!
Fail. Don't support a piece of shit like him. You ca r even spell his name
2 bad portugal wont win USA USA USA