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  Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.

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• Sounds like somebody's got more swinging meat than a smokehouse

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 17, 12 at 11:40am

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• Either one of those would get me!

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jul 17, 12 at 1:11pm

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• Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you give the perfect elevator pitch. Take notes.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 17, 12 at 8:41pm

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  • hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by fat_albert on Jul 18, 12 at 12:16pm

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• Mmmmmmmm... Bacon!!! I don't really want anything to do with the other thing

  Submitted by WApple on Jul 17, 12 at 11:37am

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• What woman (or dude, if that's your thing) could resist?

  Submitted by esolo on Jul 17, 12 at 1:53pm

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• Can I have some...... Bacon that is

  Submitted by jcobb1803 on Jul 18, 12 at 3:45pm

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• If this text had come from NJ we could be making jokes about Taylor Pork Roll.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 17, 12 at 6:43pm

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• That is soma fancy talk!

  Submitted by nyn on Jul 18, 12 at 11:36pm

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• Gotta love Wyoming!!!

  Submitted by robz1980 on Jul 17, 12 at 8:32pm

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• The maple kind??

  Submitted by Thompson11 on Jul 18, 12 at 11:06am

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• I would love to taste a peice of your thick cut bacon ; )!

  Submitted by BettyBoop91 on Jul 17, 12 at 4:58pm

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• (;

  Submitted by maarykate on Jul 24, 12 at 1:59am

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• The maple kind! Just made my day better!

  Submitted by nellebelle on Nov 25, 12 at 1:07am

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• Marry me??

  Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jun 12, 13 at 6:06am

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