Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Sounds like somebody's got more swinging meat than a smokehouse
Either one of those would get me!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you give the perfect elevator pitch. Take notes.
Mmmmmmmm... Bacon!!! I don't really want anything to do with the other thing
What woman (or dude, if that's your thing) could resist?
If this text had come from NJ we could be making jokes about Taylor Pork Roll.
That is soma fancy talk!
Can I have some...... Bacon that is
Gotta love Wyoming!!!
The maple kind??
I would love to taste a peice of your thick cut bacon ; )!
The maple kind! Just made my day better!