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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Sounds like somebody's got more swinging meat than a smokehouse
Either one of those would get me!
What woman (or dude, if that's your thing) could resist?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you give the perfect elevator pitch. Take notes.
hahahahahahaha
Mmmmmmmm... Bacon!!! I don't really want anything to do with the other thing
I would love to taste a peice of your thick cut bacon ; )!
Gotta love Wyoming!!!
If this text had come from NJ we could be making jokes about Taylor Pork Roll.
Can I have some...... Bacon that is
The maple kind??
That is soma fancy talk!
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The maple kind! Just made my day better!
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