I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Someone shld have invested in life alert
I've fallen and I can't reach my beer
@CapN_Winky: please stop making sense by using logic.
She's gonna wait 5 hrs 59 mins then go sit at the bottom of the stairs... All sexy like... This could be a good opening to a Porno
Was the fall a result of you drinking? Uf not, this text is retarded.
Only if you have diner done when I get there....
sounds like somebody crying out for attention, since well you obviously have a phone. if you were really hurt or couldn't get up your dumbass could just call 911