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  • Submitted by blite on Dec 22, 10 at 9:10pm

    Someone shld have invested in life alert

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 23, 10 at 12:29am

      I've fallen and I can't reach my beer

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    Submitted by BurningMelon on Dec 23, 10 at 2:30am

    @CapN_Winky: please stop making sense by using logic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 10 at 1:48am

    She's gonna wait 5 hrs 59 mins then go sit at the bottom of the stairs... All sexy like... This could be a good opening to a Porno

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Dec 22, 10 at 4:57pm

    Say please.

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    Submitted by tonedburrito0 on Dec 23, 10 at 9:15am

    Was the fall a result of you drinking? Uf not, this text is retarded.

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    Submitted by micarg on Dec 22, 10 at 7:49pm

    Only if you have diner done when I get there....

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 22, 10 at 8:19pm

    Sergio kindle?

  • Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 22, 10 at 11:29pm

    sounds like somebody crying out for attention, since well you obviously have a phone. if you were really hurt or couldn't get up your dumbass could just call 911

  • Submitted by micarg on Dec 22, 10 at 7:49pm

    Only if you have diner done when I get there....