Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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yea screw their happiness I've got a void in me that needs filling...
Nothing like a freshly waxed void!
Fuck you hippy
Why can't that lifestyle choice bring happiness? Live and let live!
You forgot to shove their engagement rings up their asses.
Reeses Puffs are delicious. I'm sorry I said fuck you. It was uncalled for.
Well played @ nunu
Ok time for new texts....this one is borderline pathetic
Dude I just had reeses poofs in my frozen yogurt creation. Your name is a delicious food. O
you must be from murray country