according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
no that's ok
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?