You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
no that's ok
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I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.