I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
Damn victory sex feels great
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible